Funniest conversation

[nomercy]

My fiancée, on masturbation: i think it's a good thing, really. it makes you feel good, and it could be the difference between life and death.
Me: Eh? How come?
My fiancée: it releases chemicals that make you happy, and so mabe if a suicidal person masturbated before they did it, they might decide not to.
Me: That's very unlikely.
My fiancée: but not impossible, so you can always hope.

Edit: Aeris Gainsborough: I know, I know, but dumb parents fuck me off. Like those who blame video games on murders. -.-
...Twilight: They need to go get murdered with a Puchi Carat box.