Weaponary

[sliced bread]

id try to avoid the balls cuz i know that its not fun when a foot makes contact with them...as i said only as a last resort....but id probably not need to sink so low cuz id tear large portions of skin off when i bite...ask my dads freind aberham...we were just messing around one day and he heald me down and gave me a noogie...in my drunken rage i bit his arm, he tried to shake me off but i wouldnt stop....then he bit my ear....later we both stopped, examaned our wounds and called it a turce....so you see.....well i dont have a point....but i like the story...