12-11-2004, 11:42 AM
Sadly Deneb 09 has attracted the FSOD fanboys because it is legit (I believe it is the location used by the legit website PSOWorld (R.I.P.ish) for meeting up with like minded people. Unfortunately this is a regular occurence, a legit PSO website says "hey, lets all meet in Ship X Block Y for some legit action" then little Timmy Smith of Croydon (sorry to any real people of that name) says "what fun to FSOD all the players there, they are legit but I can stamp my authority on them and make them all leave until it's just me and my Gangsta Rappa mates on the PSO servers."
Following about a few months, weeks, days or seconds (depending on Timmy's seriousness of his attention deficit syndrome) Timmy and his friends will move on to either drugs, sniffing glue, joy riding or FFXI - they will dress in brand name fake Nike clothes, sit on the top deck at the back of a bus, talk overly loudly because the whole world wants to know that some girl with brains is a slag because she wouldn't even look at him let alone have sex with him (he would have used a condom, he'd have inflated it on his head which says it all really). They need not worry about getting a job as rent is free once you are old enough to be imprisoned for burglary, vandalism, violence and acting as a pimp.
Of course, Timmy could be one of those happy little bunnys who has no self esteem - matching his penis size ( I wonder how many little bunnies will now start talking about their 18" salami, amazing what a few words on a screen can do). The "no worth" Timmy FSOD's because he feels that he isn't worth anything, and no-one likes him so he can make friends getting attention. Theese people generally grow up (sic) to be the Brown Nosers of the office, carefully keeping the bosses bottom clean of any cling-ons with their tongue. It's a shame they aren't atheletic because they really would like to jump higher. The best thing that will happen in their life is that with their failure to learn how to communicate they will study hard and get a good job. This is good news for them as they will be able to afford to pay for sex. Poor hygeine and the ability to bore even the drunkest, most desperate woman in the universe will eternally hamper their chances of intimacy without a price tag attached.
Hmmm, looks like Timmy and Timmy could develop a beautiful relationship!
Best regards
UK Jester
Following about a few months, weeks, days or seconds (depending on Timmy's seriousness of his attention deficit syndrome) Timmy and his friends will move on to either drugs, sniffing glue, joy riding or FFXI - they will dress in brand name fake Nike clothes, sit on the top deck at the back of a bus, talk overly loudly because the whole world wants to know that some girl with brains is a slag because she wouldn't even look at him let alone have sex with him (he would have used a condom, he'd have inflated it on his head which says it all really). They need not worry about getting a job as rent is free once you are old enough to be imprisoned for burglary, vandalism, violence and acting as a pimp.
Of course, Timmy could be one of those happy little bunnys who has no self esteem - matching his penis size ( I wonder how many little bunnies will now start talking about their 18" salami, amazing what a few words on a screen can do). The "no worth" Timmy FSOD's because he feels that he isn't worth anything, and no-one likes him so he can make friends getting attention. Theese people generally grow up (sic) to be the Brown Nosers of the office, carefully keeping the bosses bottom clean of any cling-ons with their tongue. It's a shame they aren't atheletic because they really would like to jump higher. The best thing that will happen in their life is that with their failure to learn how to communicate they will study hard and get a good job. This is good news for them as they will be able to afford to pay for sex. Poor hygeine and the ability to bore even the drunkest, most desperate woman in the universe will eternally hamper their chances of intimacy without a price tag attached.
Hmmm, looks like Timmy and Timmy could develop a beautiful relationship!
Best regards
UK Jester