What is the stupidest thing you have ever done!?

[Feline Witch]

Me? Oh lotta things!!!

This one time yeah, I was cooking myself some prawn crakers. Only I left one on too longs and the whole pan caught fire. I was whimpering, and remembering not to throw water on it, like on that chip pan advert. So there I am, looking for a big cloth, when some paper catches fire. So I throw everything in the sink, and ignoring the little voice screaming in my head, turn the tap on gently. FWOOOOOOOOOSH! A big ball of flame bursts up where my head could have been.

I scamper upstairs once the fire is out. A few hours later, I try again. I ate those nasty little burnt things, and wished I had almost killed myself for something that did not taste like crap.


Another time? I was in this aquarium. Mirrors everywhere. I rush into one. Very embarassing.