26-01-2005, 11:11 PM
My third story; argueably the longest and silliest.
Legal stuff: All characters are MY property with some exceptions! Yes! An original story! Infinete, JAMIE, PETE, and Sleppy are not my characters, okay?
Extra stuff: The Episode title is first, then the recommended music tune to listen to while reading that episode, okay? heheh!
Prologue: AUW 2033 -Day dawns-PSO-
After the business with the sages, DarkMagician returned to the forest, and through his magical power, ressurrected all of his Rappy friends, Sakura, UltimaGamer and ROB:type-08. They had all decided to live in the Forest with DarkMagician, and so it was nice and peaceful. "Finally...peace at last..." DarkMagician mumbled, as he dived off a rock, into the river. As he climbed up for another turn, he spotted a glint of photon reflecting the sun, in his Forest. He looked around. "Odd...ROB, Ultima and Sakura are here...who could that be? I'd better check..." After putting his clothing on again, DarkMagician walked casually through the Forest to that point...
As he walked, he noticed smoke up ahead. It was a campire, still barely burning. "Hmm...looks like someone has been, or is here...I will wait a while..." Sure enough, after two hours, a group of four hunters reappeared. DarkMagician watched them, and sized them up. "Hmmm...three HUmar ...and a HUcast easy enough." He decided to listen in. He caught most of the conversation. "So...where will we find this FOmar?" "Well...if we kill rappy...that'd get him here..." "Oh yeah! Real smooth Sleppy, you idiot! He'd kick our asses if we did! I heard he's VERY powerful!" "Well what do we do then PETE?" "Erm...haven't quite worked that out yet..." "You're as useless as Sleppy is..." "Shut up Infinete!" "Anyway! I say we capture the FOnewearl. Probably the safer option too." "Good idea JAMIE." "Yeah let's do that. hey, what's her name? anyone?" "Um..." "er..." DarkMagician called out, "Her name is Sakura, and if you touch her, you will regret it!" "Who's there?!" one shouted. "Come out!"
DarkMagician stepped out...
Episode 1: An Oppertunity In A Thousand! -You have nowhere to go-PSO-
"Who are you?" the HUcast asked. "I will not give my name to anyone who willn't tell me theirs first!" DarkMagician replied quickly. "Huh! Should we tell him?" The HUcast asked his teammates "Yeah!" A short, blue-haired HUmar said. "I am PETE, The robot is Sleppy, That HUmar with blond hair is Infinete, aaand the other one is JAMIE." "Now..." The HUcast began, "Who are you?" "Me? I am the protector of this forest. I am DarkMagician!" *wooosh* A tumbleweed went by, as the hunters realised they had indeed found him. Infinete thought, "Purple dress...purple hair...Force...it's him alright!" He shouted suddenly, "You guys! Battle stations! Remember your tactics." As they formed a square ring around DarkMagician, he could not help but laugh. "Do you idiots think you can defeat me!??!? I, who have slain the sages!? I shall crush you!" He said, as he readied his Sorcerors Cane...
DarkMagician looked around. Sleppy held a Soul Eater, Infinete held G.Assassins Sabers, JAMIE held Flowens Sword, and PETE held a Yamato. "Heheh, easy!" DarkMagician thought. Suddenly, they all ran up to him and tried to hit him. DarkMagician jumped high, but JAMIE also jumped, and hit DarkMagician's arm. "Dammit! Always that arm that gets hurt!" DarkMagician shouted, as he landed. As they rushed him, DarkMagician teleported above them all, and cast Gibarta at them. JAMIE and Infinete dodged it, but PETE and Sleppy were hit. DarkMagician had already turned to face JAMIE and Infinete, when he felt a great pain shoot up his arm. He looked down. Yamoto was sticking through his arm. "W-what!?!" He shouted in pain, as he turned. "Ha! Ice will not affect me!" PETE shouted triumphantly. "Agh...my arm...I cannot cast so many spells without my arm...I'm in trouble...unless..." DarkMagician thought and then he shouted out loud "Ultima! Warpo!" A couple of seconds later, UltimaGamer was at his side. "What the? I was practicing spells, and WOOOSH! I get teleported here? What is it DarkMagician? Oh! Y-your arm is...those BASTARDS!" He drew his Club of Laconium and The attack started anew. Infinete and Pete went for DarkMagician, who could not cast any spells, so he kicked PETE in the head, as he was pummeled in the back by Infinete's Sabers. Ultima Took on JAMIE, who had tried to carve him up but missed entirely, "Grants!" UltimaGamer shouted, as JAMIE dropped to the floor, "Da..mm..it..." Ultima turned to help DarkMagician as Sakura appeared. "What is going on here!?...!!! DarkMagician, you are hurt!" She ran over to him. He struggled to speak as he fought on. "Sakura...forget the wound...help me defeat these two enemies. I cannot manage spells alone...help me, combine one large one..." She immediatly ran over to DarkMagician, as did UltimaGamer. They all held their hands out. "What the hell ARE they doing!?!" PETE shouted. "I don't know..." Infinete replied "Let's just get them!" *BLAM!* The biggest ball of energy ever seen around flew out of the trio's hands and caught Infinete smack in the face. PETE tried to dodge, and was caught by it on his leg. "YEAAAGH!!!" PETE screamed, as his leg burned icy cold. He looked around. Three Forces against him with a bad leg, no choice really. "RETREEAT!" PETE shouted, as Sleppy defrosted and JAMIE got up. "What about the Force?" Sleppy shouted. "Forget him. We will finish him later!" Sleppy and JAMIE picked up Infinete's limp body and ran. The three Forces stood there, shocked at the size of the energy attack. "Well...bugger me!" DarkMagician said, astonished. "I thought I couldn't do it, but I did! Injured arm and all!" "Speaking of injured arm DarkMagician..." He turned around. It was Ultima "We'd best get you some healing...Even Resta cannot help THAT...I know! There is a strange hermit from pioneer 2 up at the Caves. He can create a potion that will instantly close and repair your wounds. I know, because he was Pioneer's best healer. What do you think?" "Well...sounds good to me!" DarkMagician said, as he winced. Ultima smiled "Well...who shall go then? He will only see two people at a time..." DarkMagician thought for a minute, and spoke. "Well...I can definately depend on you and ROB to defend the Forest while I am gone, but...I MUST bring Sakura, as those four mentioned kidnapping her..." He fell silent. "Why did they want me anyway?" He thought, "Well...It does not matter for now." "Anyway...is that alright?" He asked them. "yes." "Fine with me!" "Good... Let us go now then! The sooner I can cast as well as before...the better!"
Episode 2: Anger -Revolution to the origin part 2-PSO-
DarkMagician walked through the caves, relying on Sakura's magic to destroy the monsters mostly. "*sighs* I am not used to depending on other people so much..." DarkMagician started. "Well...it's okay! Everyone needs help at some point!" Sakura told him. "....." "What about those sages, they were alone, and a team effort beat them. The same with Rannu." DarkMagician laughed "Hahah! You are right, as usual Sakura!" "I know." She replied, smiling. As she was looking at DarkMagician, a Guil Shark slowly walked up behind her and was about to strike when, "Look out! Uhnn..." DarkMagician dived at her, and moved her out of the way. She was lucky. DarkMagician's other arm was not. "AAAGH!!! DAMMIT ALL!!! NOW WHAT CAN I DO?!? I AM HELPLESS WITHOUT USE OF EITHER ARM!!!" DarkMagician screamed out, as he saw his arm hacked half off. He kicked the buggery out of the Guil shark and slumped down to the floor groaning. Sakura ran over, and bandaged the wounds as best she could, "DarkMagician! Oh, this is my fault! I'm sorry! But...is that really as painful as you make it out to be?" DarkMagician gave her such a mean stare, she turned away deeply embarressed. "This, my dear Sakura, is at about the same pain level as getting disemboweld with a rusty spoon, while having cheese graters rubbed up and down certain parts of the anatomy!" Sakura blushed crimson in shock and shame. "DARKMAGICIAN! ...I..am sorry..." She cried out as she ran ahead on her own. DarkMagician looked up. "What!?! Dammit! Wait...I...need...you....." "Bah! I need a rest..." DarkMagician sat on the floor. "Let me rethink the situation...no friends here, my arms are busted, no spells, cannot use weapons, lots of enemies, no communications, Oh joy! What a MARVELOUS DAY THIS IS!!!" He shouted out, oozing sarcasm.
Somehow, DarkMagician managed to get through three rooms on his own. After kicking the last Nano Dragon unconcious, an idea came to him. "Hey...what if I use the Nano Dragon as a steed? Then I can attack enemies, as well as him. Hahah!" DarkMagician jumped on it's back and it woke with a start. After much bucking, kicking, yelling and gripping, DarkMagician finally tamed the Dragon. "Perfect! Now I at least stand a chance! Now...for the Hermit..." DarkMagician rode through the next six rooms with ease, when he entered a pitch black room. He looked around. No switch. "What the!? Well, maybe the Dragon can see in th..WOAH!" DarkMagician shouted, as the Dragon lasered a group of hidden Pal sharks. "Nice work!" DarkMagician said, as he patted the Dragon with his limp hand. It grew bigger and stronger. "Oh yes, I forgot. When they kill, they get bigger! heh! Onwards then!" DarkMagician spurred it on, when it stopped. It would not move. Something was on the floor. "Oh very well...I'll move it aside." DarkMagician told it. He felt the floor. It was a body..."Ah crap! I hope it is not who I think it is..." The light suddenly came on. He held Sakura, unconcious on his lap. "Bugger...I knew it!" He tried to slap her with his limp arm to wake her up. Nothing. He contemplated a Foie, but remembered he cannot cast. He thought that kissing her probably would wake her, though it would be unforgivable and earn him a swift death, especially after earlier. "Aha! I know..."
Legal stuff: All characters are MY property with some exceptions! Yes! An original story! Infinete, JAMIE, PETE, and Sleppy are not my characters, okay?
Extra stuff: The Episode title is first, then the recommended music tune to listen to while reading that episode, okay? heheh!
Prologue: AUW 2033 -Day dawns-PSO-
After the business with the sages, DarkMagician returned to the forest, and through his magical power, ressurrected all of his Rappy friends, Sakura, UltimaGamer and ROB:type-08. They had all decided to live in the Forest with DarkMagician, and so it was nice and peaceful. "Finally...peace at last..." DarkMagician mumbled, as he dived off a rock, into the river. As he climbed up for another turn, he spotted a glint of photon reflecting the sun, in his Forest. He looked around. "Odd...ROB, Ultima and Sakura are here...who could that be? I'd better check..." After putting his clothing on again, DarkMagician walked casually through the Forest to that point...
As he walked, he noticed smoke up ahead. It was a campire, still barely burning. "Hmm...looks like someone has been, or is here...I will wait a while..." Sure enough, after two hours, a group of four hunters reappeared. DarkMagician watched them, and sized them up. "Hmmm...three HUmar ...and a HUcast easy enough." He decided to listen in. He caught most of the conversation. "So...where will we find this FOmar?" "Well...if we kill rappy...that'd get him here..." "Oh yeah! Real smooth Sleppy, you idiot! He'd kick our asses if we did! I heard he's VERY powerful!" "Well what do we do then PETE?" "Erm...haven't quite worked that out yet..." "You're as useless as Sleppy is..." "Shut up Infinete!" "Anyway! I say we capture the FOnewearl. Probably the safer option too." "Good idea JAMIE." "Yeah let's do that. hey, what's her name? anyone?" "Um..." "er..." DarkMagician called out, "Her name is Sakura, and if you touch her, you will regret it!" "Who's there?!" one shouted. "Come out!"
DarkMagician stepped out...
Episode 1: An Oppertunity In A Thousand! -You have nowhere to go-PSO-
"Who are you?" the HUcast asked. "I will not give my name to anyone who willn't tell me theirs first!" DarkMagician replied quickly. "Huh! Should we tell him?" The HUcast asked his teammates "Yeah!" A short, blue-haired HUmar said. "I am PETE, The robot is Sleppy, That HUmar with blond hair is Infinete, aaand the other one is JAMIE." "Now..." The HUcast began, "Who are you?" "Me? I am the protector of this forest. I am DarkMagician!" *wooosh* A tumbleweed went by, as the hunters realised they had indeed found him. Infinete thought, "Purple dress...purple hair...Force...it's him alright!" He shouted suddenly, "You guys! Battle stations! Remember your tactics." As they formed a square ring around DarkMagician, he could not help but laugh. "Do you idiots think you can defeat me!??!? I, who have slain the sages!? I shall crush you!" He said, as he readied his Sorcerors Cane...
DarkMagician looked around. Sleppy held a Soul Eater, Infinete held G.Assassins Sabers, JAMIE held Flowens Sword, and PETE held a Yamato. "Heheh, easy!" DarkMagician thought. Suddenly, they all ran up to him and tried to hit him. DarkMagician jumped high, but JAMIE also jumped, and hit DarkMagician's arm. "Dammit! Always that arm that gets hurt!" DarkMagician shouted, as he landed. As they rushed him, DarkMagician teleported above them all, and cast Gibarta at them. JAMIE and Infinete dodged it, but PETE and Sleppy were hit. DarkMagician had already turned to face JAMIE and Infinete, when he felt a great pain shoot up his arm. He looked down. Yamoto was sticking through his arm. "W-what!?!" He shouted in pain, as he turned. "Ha! Ice will not affect me!" PETE shouted triumphantly. "Agh...my arm...I cannot cast so many spells without my arm...I'm in trouble...unless..." DarkMagician thought and then he shouted out loud "Ultima! Warpo!" A couple of seconds later, UltimaGamer was at his side. "What the? I was practicing spells, and WOOOSH! I get teleported here? What is it DarkMagician? Oh! Y-your arm is...those BASTARDS!" He drew his Club of Laconium and The attack started anew. Infinete and Pete went for DarkMagician, who could not cast any spells, so he kicked PETE in the head, as he was pummeled in the back by Infinete's Sabers. Ultima Took on JAMIE, who had tried to carve him up but missed entirely, "Grants!" UltimaGamer shouted, as JAMIE dropped to the floor, "Da..mm..it..." Ultima turned to help DarkMagician as Sakura appeared. "What is going on here!?...!!! DarkMagician, you are hurt!" She ran over to him. He struggled to speak as he fought on. "Sakura...forget the wound...help me defeat these two enemies. I cannot manage spells alone...help me, combine one large one..." She immediatly ran over to DarkMagician, as did UltimaGamer. They all held their hands out. "What the hell ARE they doing!?!" PETE shouted. "I don't know..." Infinete replied "Let's just get them!" *BLAM!* The biggest ball of energy ever seen around flew out of the trio's hands and caught Infinete smack in the face. PETE tried to dodge, and was caught by it on his leg. "YEAAAGH!!!" PETE screamed, as his leg burned icy cold. He looked around. Three Forces against him with a bad leg, no choice really. "RETREEAT!" PETE shouted, as Sleppy defrosted and JAMIE got up. "What about the Force?" Sleppy shouted. "Forget him. We will finish him later!" Sleppy and JAMIE picked up Infinete's limp body and ran. The three Forces stood there, shocked at the size of the energy attack. "Well...bugger me!" DarkMagician said, astonished. "I thought I couldn't do it, but I did! Injured arm and all!" "Speaking of injured arm DarkMagician..." He turned around. It was Ultima "We'd best get you some healing...Even Resta cannot help THAT...I know! There is a strange hermit from pioneer 2 up at the Caves. He can create a potion that will instantly close and repair your wounds. I know, because he was Pioneer's best healer. What do you think?" "Well...sounds good to me!" DarkMagician said, as he winced. Ultima smiled "Well...who shall go then? He will only see two people at a time..." DarkMagician thought for a minute, and spoke. "Well...I can definately depend on you and ROB to defend the Forest while I am gone, but...I MUST bring Sakura, as those four mentioned kidnapping her..." He fell silent. "Why did they want me anyway?" He thought, "Well...It does not matter for now." "Anyway...is that alright?" He asked them. "yes." "Fine with me!" "Good... Let us go now then! The sooner I can cast as well as before...the better!"
Episode 2: Anger -Revolution to the origin part 2-PSO-
DarkMagician walked through the caves, relying on Sakura's magic to destroy the monsters mostly. "*sighs* I am not used to depending on other people so much..." DarkMagician started. "Well...it's okay! Everyone needs help at some point!" Sakura told him. "....." "What about those sages, they were alone, and a team effort beat them. The same with Rannu." DarkMagician laughed "Hahah! You are right, as usual Sakura!" "I know." She replied, smiling. As she was looking at DarkMagician, a Guil Shark slowly walked up behind her and was about to strike when, "Look out! Uhnn..." DarkMagician dived at her, and moved her out of the way. She was lucky. DarkMagician's other arm was not. "AAAGH!!! DAMMIT ALL!!! NOW WHAT CAN I DO?!? I AM HELPLESS WITHOUT USE OF EITHER ARM!!!" DarkMagician screamed out, as he saw his arm hacked half off. He kicked the buggery out of the Guil shark and slumped down to the floor groaning. Sakura ran over, and bandaged the wounds as best she could, "DarkMagician! Oh, this is my fault! I'm sorry! But...is that really as painful as you make it out to be?" DarkMagician gave her such a mean stare, she turned away deeply embarressed. "This, my dear Sakura, is at about the same pain level as getting disemboweld with a rusty spoon, while having cheese graters rubbed up and down certain parts of the anatomy!" Sakura blushed crimson in shock and shame. "DARKMAGICIAN! ...I..am sorry..." She cried out as she ran ahead on her own. DarkMagician looked up. "What!?! Dammit! Wait...I...need...you....." "Bah! I need a rest..." DarkMagician sat on the floor. "Let me rethink the situation...no friends here, my arms are busted, no spells, cannot use weapons, lots of enemies, no communications, Oh joy! What a MARVELOUS DAY THIS IS!!!" He shouted out, oozing sarcasm.
Somehow, DarkMagician managed to get through three rooms on his own. After kicking the last Nano Dragon unconcious, an idea came to him. "Hey...what if I use the Nano Dragon as a steed? Then I can attack enemies, as well as him. Hahah!" DarkMagician jumped on it's back and it woke with a start. After much bucking, kicking, yelling and gripping, DarkMagician finally tamed the Dragon. "Perfect! Now I at least stand a chance! Now...for the Hermit..." DarkMagician rode through the next six rooms with ease, when he entered a pitch black room. He looked around. No switch. "What the!? Well, maybe the Dragon can see in th..WOAH!" DarkMagician shouted, as the Dragon lasered a group of hidden Pal sharks. "Nice work!" DarkMagician said, as he patted the Dragon with his limp hand. It grew bigger and stronger. "Oh yes, I forgot. When they kill, they get bigger! heh! Onwards then!" DarkMagician spurred it on, when it stopped. It would not move. Something was on the floor. "Oh very well...I'll move it aside." DarkMagician told it. He felt the floor. It was a body..."Ah crap! I hope it is not who I think it is..." The light suddenly came on. He held Sakura, unconcious on his lap. "Bugger...I knew it!" He tried to slap her with his limp arm to wake her up. Nothing. He contemplated a Foie, but remembered he cannot cast. He thought that kissing her probably would wake her, though it would be unforgivable and earn him a swift death, especially after earlier. "Aha! I know..."