27-01-2005, 09:28 PM
I callenge misterbud to a joke duel!
1.) Why do my feet smell if they ain't got no nose?
2.) A mom walks into the kitchen and sees her son staring at something. She leans over to see what it is, and it's some orange juice. The mom asks, "Why are you staring at that bottle of orange juice. The boy replies, "'Cus it says concentrate on it..."
3.) You know what I don't understand? Why do they call it "Taking a Dump", instead of "Leaving a dump"? I mean after all, you aren't taking it anywhere.
4.) Question...why is it everytime I pick my nose it's full again in a few minutes.
5.) How can you tell if a blonde has been writing a essay on the computer?
Because there'd be white out on the screen
1.) Why do my feet smell if they ain't got no nose?
2.) A mom walks into the kitchen and sees her son staring at something. She leans over to see what it is, and it's some orange juice. The mom asks, "Why are you staring at that bottle of orange juice. The boy replies, "'Cus it says concentrate on it..."
3.) You know what I don't understand? Why do they call it "Taking a Dump", instead of "Leaving a dump"? I mean after all, you aren't taking it anywhere.
4.) Question...why is it everytime I pick my nose it's full again in a few minutes.
5.) How can you tell if a blonde has been writing a essay on the computer?
Because there'd be white out on the screen