28-01-2005, 05:59 PM
-Put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians into a room, and what do you get? 100 people who don't do dick.
-What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
-A blonde, brunette, and redhead share an apartment that contains a magical mirror that sucks anyone who tells it a lie into a unescapable viod. One day, the redhead goes up to it and says, "I think I have the nicest breasts in this place!". *Whoosh* She gets sucked in. A few hours later, the brunette goes up to the mirror and states, "I think that I my hair is perfect". *Whoosh* Into the void she goes. The next day the blonde walks up into the mirror and proclaims, " I think..." *Whoosh* She is never seen again.
-What to you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehova's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.
misterbud, your jokes are ace lol
-What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
-A blonde, brunette, and redhead share an apartment that contains a magical mirror that sucks anyone who tells it a lie into a unescapable viod. One day, the redhead goes up to it and says, "I think I have the nicest breasts in this place!". *Whoosh* She gets sucked in. A few hours later, the brunette goes up to the mirror and states, "I think that I my hair is perfect". *Whoosh* Into the void she goes. The next day the blonde walks up into the mirror and proclaims, " I think..." *Whoosh* She is never seen again.
-What to you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehova's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.
misterbud, your jokes are ace lol
There are some that said the apocalypse would never come. I have arrived. What are they to say now?