Omg

[Ria]

Hmm... this puppet dancing seems almost to good to be true, so its obvious this was his previous profession, or indeed way of life.

What can we determine from this?

Well, its obvious that he was killed on a day he was performing at his best with little attention of what was happening around him. His method of death was either one of two of the following:

1) Big Man come along with scissors and detatch strings of life with cutting action.

or...

2) A squirrel was nibbling on a nut outside of the place where puppet ninja was performing. However, the nut sprung out of the squirrels hands, flew through the window into the theatre, bouncing around the room, and slicing the strings of life one by one.

Now, wheres my reward? 0_o

hmlbeh! This is the city my good man, no squirrel could be around here.