12-02-2005, 06:42 PM
This is my favorite non-naughty joke.
Three little girls were walking in the park with their mommy when,
A lady comes up!
And the lady says: "What's your eldest daughter's name?"
"Cherry."
"Why is she called that?"
"Because when she was born, a cherry fell on her head."
"What is your middle daughter's name?"
"Petal."
"Why is she called that?"
"Because when she was born, a petal fell on her head."
"And what is your-"
But before she can finish, the youngest daughter suddenly screams:
"Buuuubluuuusaaa!!!"
And the mom says:
"Shut up, Cuboard!"
Three little girls were walking in the park with their mommy when,
A lady comes up!
And the lady says: "What's your eldest daughter's name?"
"Cherry."
"Why is she called that?"
"Because when she was born, a cherry fell on her head."
"What is your middle daughter's name?"
"Petal."
"Why is she called that?"
"Because when she was born, a petal fell on her head."
"And what is your-"
But before she can finish, the youngest daughter suddenly screams:
"Buuuubluuuusaaa!!!"
And the mom says:
"Shut up, Cuboard!"
^___ ^
>^_^<
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Kitty
Leader of the Bunny/Panda resistance
She massacres all those anthromorphic communists.
You're no comrade of mine! NOW DIE!!!
>^_^<
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Kitty
Leader of the Bunny/Panda resistance
She massacres all those anthromorphic communists.
You're no comrade of mine! NOW DIE!!!

