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FW's words of wisdom
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I being of soundish mind shall relate to you the phrases, somewhat coherant thoughts and sayings whose wisdom have stopped me setting myself alight and running screaming into a shopping mall.


1. Nothin' spells lovin' like a toddler in the oven.

2. Make your own presents. They are a lot cheap-I mean, more personal.

3. Why do parents buy us mobiles? They are a method of control!

4. Never keep a grudge, unless you have not gotten your own back yet.

5. Let the sun go down on your schemings. Revengings are best done at
night.

6. If you are ugly and sound like a retard, don't despair, the world of Corination Street and Emmerdale awaits.
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Kitty

Leader of the Bunny/Panda resistance
She massacres all those anthromorphic communists.
You're no comrade of mine! NOW DIE!!!
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FW's words of wisdom - by Feline Witch - 12-02-2005, 06:55 PM
FW's words of wisdom - by Grave_Guardian - 12-02-2005, 07:07 PM
FW's words of wisdom - by Danny - 13-02-2005, 03:42 PM
FW's words of wisdom - by Feline Witch - 13-02-2005, 03:53 PM

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