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[Grave_Guardian]

This is from Bloodrayne. It is what u here if u stand near a cartan door u can hear the officer saying this. This may not inapropreat but the mods can delet if they want. Here goes and I quote:

Officer1: Did I ever tell you about my uncle the farmer?
Officer2: No, what about your uncle the farme?
Officer1: Well he had this bull that was named Big. It was a perfect bull, could win any prize it wanted to except for one thing. Its eyes they were crossed.
Officer2: So what did he do?
Officer1: Well he had just hired a new farm hand, who wasn't too smart, that week to help him. The hand came over and asked "Do you want I can fix the eyes for you?" You can do that? My uncle asked. "Yes I can, do you have a lead pipe?" The hand said. So my uncle goes and gets a lead pipe from the shed and gives it to the hand. The hand then takes the pipe and shuves it right up Bigs a**.
Officer2: Oh gross
Officer1: The hand then bends down and blows as hard as he can into the pipe. And to the suprise to my incle, Bigs eyes uncrossed. The next day he was going to take Big to the fair to enter him into contest. When he found Big the eyes had recrossed. Thinking he could do it himself my uncle took the lead pipe and shuved it up Bigs a** again. He then blow as hard as he could but nothing happened.
Officer2: Ya then what happened?
Officer1: Well the hand came around and said "Here let me do it, you are doing it wrong." He continued to take the pipe out of the bull a**, turned it around and shoved it back in. He then bent dow to blow into the pipe.
Officer2: Oh gross again
Officer2: My uncle yelled "What are doing you idiot?" To witch the hand replied, "Well I don't want to get your germs now do I?"
Officer2: So what happended to the bull?
Officer1: Nothing it was a joke.
Officer2: I am you supperior officer and you are wasting my time. *You then here a gun blast behind the door*

Long I know.