21-02-2005, 04:30 AM
Jeff Foxworthy!
If you keep a flyswatter in the front seat of your car, to reach your kids in the back, you might be a redneck.
If you go to a family reunion to find a wife, you might be a redneck.
If you've worn a strapless dress, with a bra that isn't.....*Larry the Cable guy raises his hand* You.....might be a red neck....*shivers* Try sleeping after you picture that....
If you open a beer during a euology, you might be a redneck.
If you wear a tube top to a funeral home, you might be a redneck.
If you keep a flyswatter in the front seat of your car, to reach your kids in the back, you might be a redneck.
If you go to a family reunion to find a wife, you might be a redneck.
If you've worn a strapless dress, with a bra that isn't.....*Larry the Cable guy raises his hand* You.....might be a red neck....*shivers* Try sleeping after you picture that....
If you open a beer during a euology, you might be a redneck.
If you wear a tube top to a funeral home, you might be a redneck.
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Velaria - Lvl 87 - RAmarl
Dale Bert - Lvl 144 - FOnewm
Kinami - Lvl 121 - HUmar
Kyoneru - Lvl 103 - HUmar
Velaria - Lvl 87 - RAmarl

