The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic

[DarkMagician]

THIS IS ANOTHER. SEPERATE ONE. IT DID NOT FIT IN ONE POST, SO THE NEXT POST IS THE REST OF THIS.

This is a tale of a battle between Infinete and PETE. They had been off fighting monsters, and PETE came across a luck material. They argued over it...

PETE:I'm telling you, I found it, therefore I get to keep it! Do you understand!?

Infinete:Yeah, but I need it more than you! So...Give it to me now!

*PLAY FOREST-PSO3*

PETE-hp:570

Infinete-hp:489

PETE:Never! If you want it so bad...fight me for it!

Infinete:Fine! Have at you!

*they dash at each other, PETE tries to slash at Infinete, but Infinete jumps over PETE's head*

Infinete:Ha! *kicks PETE in the back of the head*

PETE-hp:436/570

PETE:That's it! *he slashes at him, and hits Infinete's leg*

Infinete-hp:412/489

Infinete:Aargh! BASTARD! *casts foie at PETE*

PETE:AAAGH!! IT BURNS!!!

PETE-hp:324/570

PETE:Eeeat...this! *casts gibarta*

*Infinete is frozen*

Infinete-hp:351/489

PETE:Now...*shatters the ice with a kick*

Infinete:AAaah!!!

Infinete-hp:278/489

*PETE tries to stab Infinete, misses. Infinete smacks PETE on the head with his weapon*

PETE-hp:264/570

PETE:That's it!

*PETE's limit break!*

PETE:BLADE BEAM!

Infinete-hp:136/489

Infinete:RAAAAGH!

*Infinete's limit break!*

Infinete:GREASE LIGHTNING!

PETE-hp:148/570

PETE:huff...you will never win!

Infinete:Oh yeah? *casts zonde*

PETE:Gaaah!

PETE-hp:096/570

PETE:Gnnn...not...yet! *jumps above Infinete, slashes his sword down*

Infinete:Grraagh!

Infinete-hp:061/489

Infinete:It...will...be...mine! *casts gifoie*

PETE:Yeaaah!

PETE-hp:000/570

*PETE dies, casts auto-life*

PETE-hp:057/570

PETE:Urrrgh...raaa! *slashes Infinete multiple times*

Infinete-hp:013/489

Infinete:.....*casts foie*

PETE-hp:010/570

*STOP MUSIC*

PETE:Time out, okay?

Infinete:uff...yeh...

*They both stop for a while and heal themselves. Just then, DarkMagician walks over, picks up the luck material on the floor, and uses it*

*PLAY NEAREST PLACE TO THE HEAVEN PART 2-PSO1+2*

PETE:W-what!?!

Infinete:Unforgivable! After all that!?!

DarkMagician:Hmm... So this was why you were fighting? Heh, you are desperate...

Infinete:WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!?! THAT WAS OURS!!!

PETEARKMAGICIAN! YOU'LL PAY!!!

DarkMagician:Uh-huh... Just remember what happened last time we fought...

PETE/Infinete:grrr.....

DarkMagician:And now I shall take my leave of you fools...thanks again for the luck material, HAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Turns to leave*

PETE/Infinete: *cast foie at DarkMagician simultaneously*

DarkMagician:Aagh! What're you doing!? I'll get you for this!

*PLAY MOLAE VENTI-PSO3*

DarkMagician-hp:424/468

*PETE and Infinete dash at DarkMagician from different directions. DarkMagician casts foie at PETE, but Infinete strikes him upwards*

PETE-hp:462/570

DarkMagician:Aagh!

DarkMagician-hp:396/468

PETE:Now Infinete! While he is airborne!

*PETE and Infinete jump, and knock DarkMagician to the floor simultaneously*

Infinete:Ha-hah!

DarkMagician:Aaargh! Dammit!

DarkMagician-hp:317/468

DarkMagician:Eat this! *casts rafoie on Infinete*

*PETE is caught in the explosion*

PETE/Infinete:AAAGH!

Infinete-hp:327/489

PETE-hp:347/570

PETE:RAAAGH!

PETE:BLADEBEAM!

*PETE slashes his sword at DarkMagician. A beam hits him*

DarkMagician:Aullk!

DarkMagician-hp:236/468

Infinete:GREASE LIGHTNING!

*Infinete slashes DarkMagician, jumps back. DarkMagician is hurt 3 seconds later*

DarkMagicianamn...

DarkMagician-hp:178/468

PETE:Got 'em!

Infinete:Yeah! *casts zonde*

DarkMagician:Grrr...

DarkMagician-hp:139/468

DarkMagician:GRRR...*casts grants on them both*

Infinete-hp:147/489

PETE-hp:182/570

PETE:Infinete...DarkMagician has a weakness to ice! hit him with barta!

Infinete:Right!

*they simultaneously cast barta*

DarkMagician:Hup! *He jumps*

Infineteammit!

*DarkMagician kicks PETE on the way down*

PETE:Aah!

PETE-hp:153/570

Infinete:Raaagh! *slashes DarkMagician's stomach*

*critical hit*

DarkMagician:Yeeaaarrgh!

DarkMagician-hp:028/468

PETE:Ha! *jump-kicks DarkMagician*

DarkMagician:U-u-ugh...I-I'm not...done..yet...

DarkMagician-hp:003/468

*DarkMagician gets up, as Infinete and Pete laugh. He holds his arms up*

DarkMagician:rrrrrreeeaaaaAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!

*LIMIT BREAK*

DarkMagician:SUPERNOVA!!!

*Infinete and PETE are transported into space. The sun swells up, floats next to them, and turns supernova*

PETE:AAAaaaa...*

PETE-hp:000/570

Infinete:OH Fuuuu...*

Infinete-hp:000/489

*Their unconscious bodies teleport back*

DarkMagician:You...lose...suckers...ugh...

*He collapses, prone*

*PLAY CRAZY MONITOR-PSO1+2*

*Sleppy walks over*

Sleppy: Aww guys...did you all fall asleep?

*Silence*

Sleppy: Hmm...Unconscious huh? Heh, I'll just borrow this.

*Takes DarkMagician's cane*

*DarkMagician's eyes open*

Sleppy: Buh-bye!

*He walks off, DarkMagician shakily stands up*

DarkMagician: SLEEEEPPYYYYY!!!

Sleppy: Oh shi... it's not what you think DarkMagician!

DarkMagician: Enough! You may test my new spell!

*Sleppy tries to run away*

DarkMagician: HIELKUPKAVRIEY!

*Sleppy flashes, then vanishes, leaving DarkMagician's cane*

DarkMagician: Heheheh...Yoink!

*Reclaims his cane*

DarkMagician: Hmm...I wonder where he was teleported to anyway?

*STOP MUSIC*

*Cut to Sleppy, on a raft in the sewer*

Sleppy: WAAAAAHH!!! SHIIIT!!!

*Runs around like a headless chicken, as De Rol Le tries to stab him repeatedly*

*De Rol Le's head suddenly flies off, spurting blood everywhere*

*PLAY AMARANT THEME-FF9*

RobDeLaMorte: Terminated!

Sleppy: ...whew...thanks...

RobDeLaMorte: Why the impersonation of certain orifices being alight?

Sleppy: Eh?

RobDeLaMorte: *sigh* Why did you run around like your arse was on fire?

Sleppy: I uhh...panicked...

RobDeLaMorte: Okay...why?

Sleppy: DarkMagician teleported me here, after catching me nicking his cane...

RobDeLaMorte: You got off lucky!

Sleppy: You call that lucky!?!

*Shadowy figure inches nearer*

RobDeLaMorte: Last week, DAN tried to make off with his newly crafted Talis...

Sleppy: ...and?

RobDeLaMorte: He got teleported at the top of the lift shaft in the seabed facility...without the lift...

Sleppy: Ouch! How did he survive!?

RobDeLaMorte: Olga Flow caught him in midair... and tossed him up, through the sea, and onto the Gal De Val Beach...where he landed head-first buried...

*Shadowy figure steps out*

DAN: ...which gave me a sandy arse for weeks, I can tell you!

Sleppy: Hahahah!

DAN: ...took me six showers before I got it all ou...

RobDeLaMorte: Yes, yes, thank you for that DAN.....

DAN: Anyway, we MUST stop that new spell of his! It's too powerful!

Sleppy: DAN, did he say anything about it to you before you were teleported?

DAN: Yeah. He said, "This new spell will work on any living being, so do not bother escaping. Ha-ha-hah!"

Sleppy: Typical DM...

RobDeLaMorte: I think... I can defeat him...

Sleppy: You? Why you?

DAN: No wait a minute Sleppy! Yeah, that would probably work!

Sleppy: What would?!?

RobDeLaMorte: Sleppy, remember the battle against Ryu?

Sleppy: Yeah, he was tough!

RobDeLaMorte: And do you remember what happened to me?

Sleppy: Yes. You died...then...came...back...O-HO! I see now!

DAN: Heh, only took him a minute and a half...

Sleppy: .....

RobDeLaMorte: I go now to face DarkMagician then. You may watch if you wish, just DO NOT GET IN MY WAY!

DAN: Okay!

Sleppy: Sure. Nothin' like seeing DarkMagician get dumped on his butt, right?

*They telepipe to the forest again*

DAN: Where is he now?

Sleppy: Up there!

*Points to DarkMagician sitting in a tree*

DarkMagician: I see you idiots did not learn your lessons earlier...

Sleppy: Shut up!

DAN: We did not come to try to defeat you!

DarkMagician: Oh?

RobDeLaMorte: I did!

*He steps out from cover*