The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic

[DarkMagician]

*PLAY CAELUM TOWER-PSO3*

DarkMagician: !

Sleppy: Heh.

DarkMagician: Why are you working for those fools?

RobDeLaMorte: I have my reasons...

DAN: Tell you what DM...

DarkMagician: DO NOT CALL ME DM!

DAN: ...okay...anyway...if you submit now, erase your new spell, and give us each three materials, we will leave you be...whaddaya say?

DarkMagician: You have got to be kidding me... I can teleport you away whenever I want... you cannot stop me!

RobDeLaMorte: Then...put it to the test! Fight me!

DAN/Sleppy: This's gonna be cool!

*DAN and Sleppy take cover and watch, DarkMagician leaps off the tree and lands*

*Infinete and PETE walk by, and see the scene*

Infinete: What's going on?

DAN: Come over and watch guys, things are about to get interesting...

PETE: Cool.

RobDeLaMorte: It would seem that we have attracted an audience...

DarkMagician: Then, allow me to put on a show they will never forget!

PETE: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiight! *coughs*

DarkMagician-hp: 163/468

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 872/872

DarkMagician: And now....HIELKUPKAVRIEY!

*He waits, as RobDeLaMorte runs up to him*

DarkMagician: ...Why does it take so long???

RobDeLaMorte: HRRAGH!!!

*Uppercuts DarkMagician*

DarkMagician: Urff!

DarkMagician-hp: 113/468

RobDeLaMorte: Do you submit now?

*DarkMagician fires Foie at RobDeLaMorte, who dodges it easily*

*The Foie hits the bush the others were hiding in. They all run out screaming*

RobDeLaMorte: Hahahahahah!

DarkMagician: Oops...Ha-ha-hah!

RobDeLaMorte: Classic...anyway, where were we? Oh yes.

*They ready for battle again*

*Meanwhile the others climb a tree above them*

DAN: We'll be safe here...RiGhT???

PETE: Maybe...

DarkMagician: You shall not win, RobDeLaMorte! HIELKUPKAVRIEY!

*Nothing happens*

RobDeLaMorte: Hah! Your spell will not work on me. That is because...

DarkMagician: ...it will only get rid of the living! Dammit! I guess I will have to do this the old-fashioned way!

*Casts Grants*

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 772/872

RobDeLaMorte: Is that it? Try again!

*DarkMagician casts Megid*

*Nothing happens*

RobDeLaMorte: You cannot kill what does not live...fool...

DarkMagician: !!!

*RobDeLaMorte grabs DarkMagician*

DarkMagician: What!?

*RobDeLaMorte leaps up high into the air, hurls DarkMagician back to earth. RobDeLaMorte lands safely*

DarkMagician-hp: 41/468

RobDeLaMorte: NOW will you submit!?

DarkMagician: Hff...never...

RobDeLaMorte: Fine. Have at you!

*Dashes towards him*

DarkMagician: Gifoie!

*RobDeLaMorte leaps over it*

DarkMagician: $*I%!

*RobDeLaMorte kicks off the tree that the others are hiding in, in midair, bounces off, and kicks DarkMagician in the head*

DarkMagician-hp: 14/468

*Sleppy and the rest start clapping*

RobDeLaMorte: Submit, idiot!

DarkMagician: N..no...

*DarkMagician casts Resta*

DarkMagician-hp: 468/468

*DarkMagician casts Zonde*

RobDeLaMorte: Grreaaagh!!!

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 426/872

*RobDeLaMorte is shocked*

RobDeLaMorte: !!!

DarkMagician: Ha-hah!

Pete/Dan: S**T!

DarkMagician: Rafoie!

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 193/872

DarkMagician: Grants!

RobDeLaMorte-hp 93/872

*Shock wears off*

RobDeLaMorte: Gah! You will fall, DarkMagician!

*DarkMagician casts Razonde, hitting RobDeLaMorte*

RobDeLaMorte: GAAH!

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 18/872

RobDeLaMorte: RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!

RobDeLaMorte: HAND OF THE REAPER!!!

*A skeletal hand envelops DarkMagician, and throws him into the ground*

DarkMagician-hp: 1/468

*Just then, Sakura comes along*

Sakura: What is going on here!? Why are you fighting!?!

DarkMagician: Uh-oh...

RobDeLaMorte: Uhh...

PETE: Oooh...busted by the missus...HAHAHAH!

DarkMagician: Well, they want me to destroy my new spell which teleports others to wherever they wish...

RobDeLaMorte: Liar! He has been teleporting DAN and Sleppy without consent to dangerous locations, trying to injure them or worse!

DarkMagician: That's not tr...

Sakura: Silence! DarkMagician... I have overheard this from the others, and I heard you laughing as you created your new spell...

DarkMagician: !!!

DAN: Busssteeeed.....

Sakura: DarkMagician, ERASE THAT SPELL, COMPENSATE THEM, AND NO MORE SPELL CREATING!

RobDeLaMorte: I believe the agreed terms were 'Three materials each for myself, DAN and Sleppy.

DarkMagician: But...

Sakura: DO IT!!!

RobDeLaMorte: You are no position to bargain, DarkMagician. I suggest you listen to her...

*Everyone in the tree laughs, as DarkMagician is dragged home by an angry Sakura*

Fin...