21-02-2005, 06:20 PM
Astrological signs are based off arbitrary Zodiac symbols drawn by people who also believed that light from stars came from vents on burning chariot wheels. I mean, do you people even read this stuff? Here's a sample horoscope I found on some sap-magnet website:
Creative energy, especially involving writing or speaking, could be overflowing within you today. Ideas could be coming thick and fast, dear Leo. You might want to call some old friends and discuss your thoughts with them.
Creative energy? What the hell is creative energy? Also, notice how the tone is set by the use of "...dear Leo," as if some ancient sage (aka, fat "Lord of the Rings" nerd) was addressing a dear old friend (that would be you), at which point you would feel vindicated in spending $19.95 on your newly acquired Brazilian power crystal.
Creative energy, especially involving writing or speaking, could be overflowing within you today. Ideas could be coming thick and fast, dear Leo. You might want to call some old friends and discuss your thoughts with them.
Creative energy? What the hell is creative energy? Also, notice how the tone is set by the use of "...dear Leo," as if some ancient sage (aka, fat "Lord of the Rings" nerd) was addressing a dear old friend (that would be you), at which point you would feel vindicated in spending $19.95 on your newly acquired Brazilian power crystal.
*this is a siggy*
*a siggy is the thingy thing that is just for the fun of the writer*
*why are you reading siggy thingys?*
*cus u r bored.*
*stop reading*
*really, stop reading ><*
*i am talk to u mr. ><*
*a siggy is the thingy thing that is just for the fun of the writer*
*why are you reading siggy thingys?*
*cus u r bored.*
*stop reading*
*really, stop reading ><*
*i am talk to u mr. ><*

