Think your funny?

[Mini_Bert]

*attempts to remember some 'Here's your sign'....*

There were some painters at my house.....painted the entire house, the walls, the ceiling, everything. One day, the painter comes up to me and asks "Is that thur yur piana?" I just looked at him and said "No, it's my coffee table. It has buck teeth." Here's your sign.....

I went to the airport the other day.....with my kids, who get on early. That's the great thing about taking the kids, you board early. Anyway, we get to the desk and I say "We're here to board early." and the clerk looks at me, then at the kids and says "Are these your children?" I just reply "No, we're circus people. These are the little people." Here's your sign.....