23-02-2005, 07:58 PM
this is what would happen if the tos gang played star craft
Lloyd: I'm bored. Let's play something.
Genis: Like what?
Lloyd: Starcraft!
Colette: What's that?
Raine: It is a popular strategy game that involves a war between three different races.
Kratos: Strategy game, hmm?
Genis: Fine. let's play.
Zelos: Alright. We'll split into teams.
Lloyd: Hmmm... three teams of three. Let's see...
Genis: Wow, you can multiply!
Lloyd: That's it, you're not on my team!
Genis: Like I'd want to be on your team anyway...
Raine: Let's draw numbers. That'll split the teams evenly.
*The nine people draw numbers out of hats. this is the teams: 1) Lloyd, Colette, Genis; Terran. 2) Sheena, Zelos, Presea; Zerg. 3) Kratos, Raine, Regal; Protoss*
Zelos: how about, the winning team gets to receive favors from the two losing teams?
Lloyd: That's fine by me. We'll make sure we win.
Sheena: Favors? I hope you don't mean...
*Game start*
Lloyd: Alright, let's rush 'em!
Genis: With what?
Lloyd: I dunno, you're the genius here.
Genis: Well, you're the one who wanted to play this game...
Colette: I don't like this game. It's all about war.
Lloyd: oh boy...
Zelos: Alright, my two hunnies, we'll get this win easily.
Sheena: I don't know about that. You're buliding so slowly.
Presea: 95% chance that Zelos will be the first to be eliminated out of us.
Zelos: Preseaaaaaa, that's really harsh.
Raine: We must go out and search for new minerals before we run out.
Regal: But it's only the beginning.
Raine: If we can set up four bases, we will have an advantage.
Regal: But our forces will be split apart.
Raine: If we make a good defense, they won't be able to destroy a base without losing their entire army.
*Kratos massed Zealots*
Kratos: I'm pretty sure the enemies haven't made a sufficient defense yet. It may prove worthwhile if we can take out enemies now, so we deal with less later.
*Sends them into a random direction*
Zelos: Hey, what're these guys doing at my base. Aw crap, help!
Sheena: I told you to create zerglings in the beginning, but you're too dense! *Sends zerglings and hydralisks over*
Presea: 15 zerglings and 5 hydralisks versus 15 zealots... 100% chance that Zelos will not survive.
Zelos: ...
*Zelos is eliminated*
Genis: Lloyd, why are you only making barracks?
Lloyd: Because I can't make a factory.
Genis: Lloyd, you didn't even build a refinery yet?
Lloyd: What? I didn't know I had to build it on top of a geyser.
Genis: This is just great...
*Nuclear Launch detected*
Genis: Lloyd, was that you?
Lloyd: No. I only ahve marines.
Genis: Colette, you already have nukes?
Colette: Nukes?
*Colette's Command Center gets blown up, along with her 25 scvs*
Colette: Whoops. Oh no, my miners are gone!
Genis: Colette, you dropped a nuke in your own base?
Colette: I didn't know what it would do.
Genis: It's a nuke! What would a nuke do?
Colette: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Lloyd: You can stop now...
Game's voice: YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS! YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS! YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS! YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS!
Sheena: Geez, can't my miners mine any faster than this?
Presea: 7 drones, mineral input of 56 per 10 seconds. Recommended that you build more drones.
Sheena: That's right. I lost all my workers because they morphed into buildlings... this is just great.
raine: We've secured almost all minerals. Create as much carriers as you can and strike.
Regal: We shoudl back up the carriers with a ground assault.
Kratos: My zealots wiped out Zelos rather quickly... *zealots head into another random base, just to face 100 marines* What in the world...
Lloyd: Help, I'm getting attacked!
Genis: Lloyd, you ahve 100 marines. That should defeat 10 zealots...
*Nuclear launch detected*
Genis: I hope you aren't oging to nuke your own abse again.
Colette: Nope, I'm going to help Lloyd.
Lloyd: What, you're gonna... NO, CALL THE NUKE BACK! *Nuke drops and kills 90 of the marines, and only 5 zealots*
Genis: Oh boy... *sends 4 battle cruisers over to help Lloyd*
Colette: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Lloyd: You can stop now. *half of his base is gone before the battle cruisers arrive because the BC's move too slow*
*Raine's team has a total of 50 carriers*
Raine: This should be good enough.
Regal: I hope so.
Kratos: Incredible. My 10 zealots defeated Lloyd's marine force and a portion of his base.
Raine: Only because Colette nuked him.
Kratos: But I'm positive that Genis is going to go air with his battlecruisers.
*Genis' cloaked wraith comes by to spy on protoss*
Genis: Crap, mass carriers. But I have mass battlecruisers... except they have close to 50 carriers to my 20 battlecruisers... Colette, try to nuke the protoss' carriers.
Colette: Okay. *sends ghost to someone's base*
Nuclear Launch detected.
Presea: 100% chance that Sheena will be destroyed.
Sheena: What? *nukes blows up her drones and hive* What the-
Raine: Now's our chance! *Protoss sends 30 carriers over and destroys Sheena quickly. One carrier gets stranded by Lloyd's base*
Lloyd: ha, I finally have tanks. *Siege tanks go into siege mode. The lone carrier arrives* Hey, why aren't my tanks attacking it?
Genis: Because your tanks only attack ground! Make goliaths!
*But before he could get goliaths, the cruisers that destroyed Sheena's base came over and wiped out Lloyd*
Genis: *to self* If I'm not mistaken, no one from Raine's team was eliminated yet. At this rate, they'll win.
Genis: Colette, we should team up with Presea.
Colette: Isn't she our enemy?
genis: we can ally her. It's our only chance.
Colette: Okay.
*Presea receives ally invitation from terran and accepts*
Genis: Alright!
regal: Hmmm... I'm sure she will make scourges to counter our carriers.
Raine: Zerg has many units that are effective against air, not just scourges.
Genis: *builds a command center and floats it over to Presea*
Genis: Presea...
*Presea infests it before he finishes*
Genis: nevermind... Colette, build nukes and try to get rid of their carriers.
*I'm getting a bit bored of this right now...*
Zelos, Sheena, and lloyd, having been eliminated, are waiting on the side with nothing to do.
Zelos: I'm bored. Let's have a threesome!
*Lloyd and Sheena run out of the room*
Zelos: Hey, I was just kidding! Geez...
Lloyd: I'm bored. Let's play something.
Genis: Like what?
Lloyd: Starcraft!
Colette: What's that?
Raine: It is a popular strategy game that involves a war between three different races.
Kratos: Strategy game, hmm?
Genis: Fine. let's play.
Zelos: Alright. We'll split into teams.
Lloyd: Hmmm... three teams of three. Let's see...
Genis: Wow, you can multiply!
Lloyd: That's it, you're not on my team!
Genis: Like I'd want to be on your team anyway...
Raine: Let's draw numbers. That'll split the teams evenly.
*The nine people draw numbers out of hats. this is the teams: 1) Lloyd, Colette, Genis; Terran. 2) Sheena, Zelos, Presea; Zerg. 3) Kratos, Raine, Regal; Protoss*
Zelos: how about, the winning team gets to receive favors from the two losing teams?
Lloyd: That's fine by me. We'll make sure we win.
Sheena: Favors? I hope you don't mean...
*Game start*
Lloyd: Alright, let's rush 'em!
Genis: With what?
Lloyd: I dunno, you're the genius here.
Genis: Well, you're the one who wanted to play this game...
Colette: I don't like this game. It's all about war.
Lloyd: oh boy...
Zelos: Alright, my two hunnies, we'll get this win easily.
Sheena: I don't know about that. You're buliding so slowly.
Presea: 95% chance that Zelos will be the first to be eliminated out of us.
Zelos: Preseaaaaaa, that's really harsh.
Raine: We must go out and search for new minerals before we run out.
Regal: But it's only the beginning.
Raine: If we can set up four bases, we will have an advantage.
Regal: But our forces will be split apart.
Raine: If we make a good defense, they won't be able to destroy a base without losing their entire army.
*Kratos massed Zealots*
Kratos: I'm pretty sure the enemies haven't made a sufficient defense yet. It may prove worthwhile if we can take out enemies now, so we deal with less later.
*Sends them into a random direction*
Zelos: Hey, what're these guys doing at my base. Aw crap, help!
Sheena: I told you to create zerglings in the beginning, but you're too dense! *Sends zerglings and hydralisks over*
Presea: 15 zerglings and 5 hydralisks versus 15 zealots... 100% chance that Zelos will not survive.
Zelos: ...
*Zelos is eliminated*
Genis: Lloyd, why are you only making barracks?
Lloyd: Because I can't make a factory.
Genis: Lloyd, you didn't even build a refinery yet?
Lloyd: What? I didn't know I had to build it on top of a geyser.
Genis: This is just great...
*Nuclear Launch detected*
Genis: Lloyd, was that you?
Lloyd: No. I only ahve marines.
Genis: Colette, you already have nukes?
Colette: Nukes?
*Colette's Command Center gets blown up, along with her 25 scvs*
Colette: Whoops. Oh no, my miners are gone!
Genis: Colette, you dropped a nuke in your own base?
Colette: I didn't know what it would do.
Genis: It's a nuke! What would a nuke do?
Colette: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Lloyd: You can stop now...
Game's voice: YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS! YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS! YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS! YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS!
Sheena: Geez, can't my miners mine any faster than this?
Presea: 7 drones, mineral input of 56 per 10 seconds. Recommended that you build more drones.
Sheena: That's right. I lost all my workers because they morphed into buildlings... this is just great.
raine: We've secured almost all minerals. Create as much carriers as you can and strike.
Regal: We shoudl back up the carriers with a ground assault.
Kratos: My zealots wiped out Zelos rather quickly... *zealots head into another random base, just to face 100 marines* What in the world...
Lloyd: Help, I'm getting attacked!
Genis: Lloyd, you ahve 100 marines. That should defeat 10 zealots...
*Nuclear launch detected*
Genis: I hope you aren't oging to nuke your own abse again.
Colette: Nope, I'm going to help Lloyd.
Lloyd: What, you're gonna... NO, CALL THE NUKE BACK! *Nuke drops and kills 90 of the marines, and only 5 zealots*
Genis: Oh boy... *sends 4 battle cruisers over to help Lloyd*
Colette: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Lloyd: You can stop now. *half of his base is gone before the battle cruisers arrive because the BC's move too slow*
*Raine's team has a total of 50 carriers*
Raine: This should be good enough.
Regal: I hope so.
Kratos: Incredible. My 10 zealots defeated Lloyd's marine force and a portion of his base.
Raine: Only because Colette nuked him.
Kratos: But I'm positive that Genis is going to go air with his battlecruisers.
*Genis' cloaked wraith comes by to spy on protoss*
Genis: Crap, mass carriers. But I have mass battlecruisers... except they have close to 50 carriers to my 20 battlecruisers... Colette, try to nuke the protoss' carriers.
Colette: Okay. *sends ghost to someone's base*
Nuclear Launch detected.
Presea: 100% chance that Sheena will be destroyed.
Sheena: What? *nukes blows up her drones and hive* What the-
Raine: Now's our chance! *Protoss sends 30 carriers over and destroys Sheena quickly. One carrier gets stranded by Lloyd's base*
Lloyd: ha, I finally have tanks. *Siege tanks go into siege mode. The lone carrier arrives* Hey, why aren't my tanks attacking it?
Genis: Because your tanks only attack ground! Make goliaths!
*But before he could get goliaths, the cruisers that destroyed Sheena's base came over and wiped out Lloyd*
Genis: *to self* If I'm not mistaken, no one from Raine's team was eliminated yet. At this rate, they'll win.
Genis: Colette, we should team up with Presea.
Colette: Isn't she our enemy?
genis: we can ally her. It's our only chance.
Colette: Okay.
*Presea receives ally invitation from terran and accepts*
Genis: Alright!
regal: Hmmm... I'm sure she will make scourges to counter our carriers.
Raine: Zerg has many units that are effective against air, not just scourges.
Genis: *builds a command center and floats it over to Presea*
Genis: Presea...
*Presea infests it before he finishes*
Genis: nevermind... Colette, build nukes and try to get rid of their carriers.
*I'm getting a bit bored of this right now...*
Zelos, Sheena, and lloyd, having been eliminated, are waiting on the side with nothing to do.
Zelos: I'm bored. Let's have a threesome!
*Lloyd and Sheena run out of the room*
Zelos: Hey, I was just kidding! Geez...
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