Frying Pan: Fried Faulkie Fingers

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May as well ask...

42) How do you put up with this sort of foolishness from the other members?

[Faulkie]

41) really?

Yup, I stand firm on my comments about woodchucks.

42) How do you put up with this sort of foolishness from the other members?

Lots of practice.

[Teh EkwEE]

I like that siggy you have...Question is: Fan of Megas XLR?

What's your favorite Pokemon?
What kinda' tortures should be performed on that little, yellow rat?
Which way do you awkwardly look? <_< or >_> or >_> <_<
Cats, Dogs, or Rabbits make the best pets?
Which holiday smily do you like best?
What is your TRUE opinion of Lee and Sol? (DOn't worry whatever your answer, you are under my protection, and with that, no amount of bastardization of their names will count as flaming.)
Sierra Mist, or 7-up, or Sprite?
Do you like Mountain Dew Pitch Black, if not, have you tried Part II?...
Do you like any of the Mountain Dews?
WHat's next for Faulkie, getting laid, going out to eat at a cheap fast food resturant named Burger Joint, or watching Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Do you like the Daily Show with John Stewart, or are you a bastard?
What is the proper amount of drinks to buy a lady before slipping her a roofie?
How many questions do you think I'll ask before I'm done?
If you answered a few more than you're wrong, if you answered a lot more, than yes, but how many?
8675-309 or 903-5768?
Santa Claus or St. Nick?
What exactly does Hermione Granger do in her spare time? (Cause if I know hot, nerdy girls, it's not studying..... Everyone sing with me..."Emma Watson's sixteen now...Oh joy, Oh joy,...Emma Watson's free now...Oh joy, Oh joy, OOOOHHH JOOYYYY......." *ahem*)
Did you like Ren and Stimpy?
If so, were you pissed when they took it off the air?
When EXACTLY did Nickolodean take a turn for the worst?
WOW or Guildwars?
PSO Ep1&2 or Ep3?
Got Goatse?
What's the most horrifyingly, disgusting thing you've seen since you first ventured online?
Coolest animal?
Coolest person you know?
Don't furries annoy you, if so, should we take them to work camps and work them to death for the benefit of economic production?
How much do you hate Emo kids?
Do you like the 'I must be Emo' song?
Marvel or DC universe?
The Goddamn Batman or the Man of Steel?
Favorite position? (and I'm not talkin' about the Electric Slide....)
Gel pins, or normal ink?
Small Pox or a flesh eating bacteria of the penis?.....
Aliens or Big Foot?
ARE diamonds forever?
IS marriage a three year commitment?
Do you think I'm near done yet?
What's your favorite book series?
Shaq, or Yao Ming?
Koreans>Japs>Chinese or Japs>Koreans>Chinese?
Who will come out on top in the new economic take-over, China or India?
She's got the urge? Does she, or is she just acting?
Which sounds better, insane or mad?
Lord of the Rings, or Harry Potter?
Who would look coolest as a Samurai? Sean Connery, Danny Davito, or Jonny Depp via Captian Jack Sparrow?
Playboy or Hustler?
Christmas Trees or Mannorahs?...
Are you glad I'm done?

[Poo Fly]

??) O.O you really gonna answer all those!?

[Double Edge]

38) what would you do if a 400pound ecuadorian mountian llama threw itself at you?

Throw one back of course!

39) Have you ever had inappropriate thoughts about a fellow forumer?

Of course not... << >> But I thought Banshee was kinda hot.

40) How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

That would depend on the woodchuck in question, depending on such factors as age, species and previous exposure to wood. The type of wood is also a main factor, with, for example, bamboo being easier to chuck than oak.

ROFLCOPTER

that was good. too good.

[Teh EkwEE]

(That is the way we do it on Black Tower.net, except 20-30 posters do it to the fryee.....He'll answer, cuz I typed em' out, and he welcomed them....)

[Faulkie]

Ok, let's get crackin'!

like that siggy you have...Question is:

Fan of Megas XLR?
Of course! It's amazing!

What's your favorite Pokemon?
Hmm... Not sure. Porygon perhaps?

What kinda' tortures should be performed on that little, yellow rat?
Pikachu you mean? I think having to fight for its master's love is bad enough! Cut the little guy some slack!

Which way do you awkwardly look? <_< or >_> or >_> <_<
Outwards, always outwards. And usually I don't do the mouth, e.g. << >>. On second thoughts, that's not very clear...

Cats, Dogs, or Rabbits make the best pets?
Dogs, because you can play with them.

Which holiday smily do you like best?
, same as the normal ones.

What is your TRUE opinion of Lee and Sol? (DOn't worry whatever your answer, you are under my protection, and with that, no amount of bastardization of their names will count as flaming.)
Lee is a really cool guy. (I like to think that) we're friends, and he hosted my site! I've never met Sol. For Sol, I'd say breif.

Sierra Mist, or 7-up, or Sprite?
Lilt.

Do you like Mountain Dew Pitch Black, if not, have you tried Part II?...
Never tried it.

Do you like any of the Mountain Dews?
Ditto.

What's next for Faulkie, getting laid, going out to eat at a cheap fast food resturant named Burger Joint, or watching Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Right now I'd say the fast food is the most likely.

Do you like the Daily Show with John Stewart, or are you a bastard?
Bastard... I guess...

What is the proper amount of drinks to buy a lady before slipping her a roofie?
Three bottles of vodka, through a funnel...

How many questions do you think I'll ask before I'm done?
Can't be arsed to count.

If you answered a few more than you're wrong, if you answered a lot more, than yes, but how many?
Huh?

8675-309 or 903-5768?
WTF?

Santa Claus or St. Nick?
Father Christmas.

What exactly does Hermione Granger do in her spare time? (Cause if I know hot, nerdy girls, it's not studying..... Everyone sing with me..."Emma Watson's sixteen now...Oh joy, Oh joy,...Emma Watson's free now...Oh joy, Oh joy, OOOOHHH JOOYYYY......." *ahem*)
I think that most of her time is being taken up by being teh secks.

Did you like Ren and Stimpy?
Never really watched it.

If so, were you pissed when they took it off the air?
Can't remember it?

When EXACTLY did Nickolodean take a turn for the worst?
I don't think it did. Spongebob - what more could you want?!

WOW or Guildwars?
I don't play either, but I suppose WoW must be better because you have to pay.

PSO Ep1&2 or Ep3?
Ep1&2

Got Goatse?
No. Got milk?

What's the most horrifyingly, disgusting thing you've seen since you first ventured online?
I'd tell you but I doubt I'm allowed to say here.

Coolest animal?
Ducks. Land, water AND air, baby!

Coolest person you know?
I know too many cool people to say that!

Don't furries annoy you, if so, should we take them to work camps and work them to death for the benefit of economic production?
Furries?

How much do you hate Emo kids?
On a scale of 1-10, not at all.

Do you like the 'I must be Emo' song?
Never heard of it.

Marvel or DC universe?
Hmm... Marvel has the Hulk and Spiderman, and DC has the Teen Titans! Tough call, but I'll say Marvel because Superman pisses me off. What kind of superhero has EVERY power?!

The Goddamn Batman or the Man of Steel?
Batman, because he'd plan ahead.

Favorite position? (and I'm not talkin' about the Electric Slide....)
What are you talking about then?

Gel pins, or normal ink?
I hate gel pens since one exploded in my pencil case!

Small Pox or a flesh eating bacteria of the penis?.....
Which would I rather have? Small Pox thanks.

Aliens or Big Foot?
Aliens.

ARE diamonds forever?
Could be, but coal's not. :O

IS marriage a three year commitment?
Depends on the people, of course.

Do you think I'm near done yet?
Yup.

What's your favorite book series?
His dark materials trilogy I'd say... or maybe Harry Potter...

Shaq, or Yao Ming?
Shaq, because he has a cool theme song.

Koreans>Japs>Chinese or Japs>Koreans>Chinese?
Japanese are definitely better, but Koreans are definitely a close second. We can't forget about Yun Seok!

Who will come out on top in the new economic take-over, China or India?
China.

She's got the urge? Does she, or is she just acting?
No idea, why not see a relationship councillor?

Which sounds better, insane or mad?
Insane. Are you mad?

Lord of the Rings, or Harry Potter?
Harry Potter.

Who would look coolest as a Samurai? Sean Connery, Danny Davito, or Jonny Depp via Captian Jack Sparrow?
Jonny Depp, but comedy points for Danny Devito.

Playboy or Hustler?
Hustler, why not?

Christmas Trees or Mannorahs?...
Mannorahs are Chanukah candles, right? In any case, good old pines all the way.

Are you glad I'm done?
Indeed.

??) O.O you really gonna answer all those!?
It's my sworn duty!

[Lee-yoshi]

3749275) (Or at least it seems like it now!) How long did it take you to type out all those answers?

3749276) Are you sure you don't want to change your answer to Question 13? lol

[Poo Fly]

3749277) What would happen if the aforementioned,mountain llama was shot off into space of a giant coca-cola can powered by tea leaves, suddenly collides with Martians that scream "ulla" and zap people with heat rays in a fit of jealous rage?

[Faulkie]

3749275) (Or at least it seems like it now!) How long did it take you to type out all those answers?
About 10 minutes? Dunno, wasn't timing.

3749276) Are you sure you don't want to change your answer to Question 13? lol
Yeah please. It's now changed to Teh_EkwEE.

3749277) What would happen if the aforementioned,mountain llama was shot off into space of a giant coca-cola can powered by tea leaves, suddenly collides with Martians that scream "ulla" and zap people with heat rays in a fit of jealous rage?
I consulted the highest authority in the land (my magic 8 ball) and it says 'smile always'. So there ya go... I guess...