PSO Chat up lines contest! (go on, just for fun!)

[Mirinee]

Do you have a map of Pioneer II? I keep on getting lost in your eyes...

"im not very good with my weapon can you show me hows its done "

Yep. *Never gives you the weapon back. *

[Rati_Ross]

:O !!!!!

"i dropped my guild card down my bra ..can you get it out"
"my sabre is stuck....can you get it out ......."<---lol wtf am i thinking :S

[Mirinee]

I think you owe me a monofluid, because I just looked at you and dropped mine.

Just joking! I would never do a thing like that, especially if it's a rare weapon.

[Rati_Ross]

meh lol .dc was the worst lol omg i died and my so called "m8" nicked my rare lol i used to unequip it if i was going to die and i didnt know the person ..... except on the xbox i gave my m8 the knuckles claws or the one where it looks liek you dotn have a weapon i cant remmeebr and they went offline then i was liek at school give it back and he said i sold it i needed money....... LOL was kinda funny but also gay



anyway

"i think i need oiling ... im a bit stiff"-cast

[Mirinee]

CALUS: You may not be best looking now, but beauty is just a lightswitch away.

Okay, his room in the Mines wasn't dark, but still!

Yeah, the DC kind of encouraged looting by having you drop your weapon and meseta when you died! I lost loads of stuff that way.

[Rati_Ross]

but offlien atleast you got your money back

haha

hmmm dark i forgot his name can say- "erm i need soem help me and red ring rico were havign soem fun and she got stuck inside me .... can you climb in and get her out".......they get worse and worse ............ but i have worse then taht MUAHAHAH

some guy -"dude wtf is your mag doing"

another guy-"oh i had no money....was teh only food i could give him"

some guy-"thats sick!!"

another guy-"would you rather let him die!!!"


...........i give up for today they are too bad to eeven read lol

[Mirinee]

Rich Hunter on his photon chair: I'm not usually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Okay, I've run out too now. ... Ew, WTF was that MAG doing. XD

[jarl]

this ones probably already been done.


do you want to go VERY HARD
>Rati_Ross

[K_I_R_E_E_K]

"-don't killl de la rie, it costed alot of money and research to make such a beast, you wouldn't dear to kill this unique criature
-don't worry, tomorrow it will be here as usual"

[Mirinee]

"-don't killl de la rie, it costed alot of money and research to make such a beast, you wouldn't dear to kill this unique criature
-don't worry, tomorrow it will be here as usual"

That's a quote, not a chat-up line

Are you really a girl?
X_X