Family Guy

[misterbud]

all i gotta say bout that is...cant touch me na na na na, na na, na na cant touch me

[Ton]

didn't u mention that already? oh, how about that one where peter has to go to that womens camp and hes like, " ok, ok, how about this, i will be charlie, and u can ALL be my angels, except u, u can be bosley." and i think in the beginning of that episode stewie was talking to a seseme street phone and was like, " hey u, hook me up to the pentagon" "would u like me to sing a song?" " no no get me to the pentagon" "can u count" " oh yes i can 1! *shoots* 2! *shoots* 3! *shoots* "

[Ivan]

Ok, maybe if I post this, mike will shutup

Ah ah ah, can't touch me
can't touch me
ju ju ju ju just like the bad guy
from Lethal weapons 2
I've got diplomatic immunity,
so Hammolf you can't sue
I can lie and loot, and not give a hoot,
and touch your sister's tit
cant touch me
Mayor Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
can't touch me
Cleavland: I beleive thats the worm
Stop! I'm a big shot, theres no doubt,
light a fire then pee it out.. don't like it? Kiss my rump,
just for a minute let's all do the funk
(Dances)
Yeah, do the Peter Griffen dance
Can't touch me
IIIIIII'm presidential peter,
interns think im hot,
don't care if your handicap, i'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world,
from hardtford to Bam-Bay,
Its peter hey sir peter yo sir peter go sir peter,
lets see regis rap this way, can't touch me

[Ton]

nice. my friend was singing part of that all day today.

[Phantom_RAcast]

one of my favorite family guy episodes has to be were peter becomes death

[Ivan]

Yeah, and they flashback to if Hitler was still alive? hehe

[Ton]

it was that tv show thing. Welcome to the hitler show.lol.

[njdss4]

My favorite Family Guy moments are:

Chris: "Hey, dude. Do you want some ice cream?"
Stewie: "Yes, but NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL YOU!"

The one where Peter and the Chicken duke it out for over 4 minutes...

Man In White: "What do you want from me?"
Stewie: "Freedom! What do you want?"
MIW: "I want to get the hell outta here!"
Stewie: "Sorry, we're fresh out of that. All we have is UNTIMELY DEATH!!"

And many many more.

[Ton]

how about this?:
Chris" hey meg, guess wat i am thinking, and its not cat"
Meg" um.. cat?"
Chris" ahh! get out of my head"*runs off*

[Ivan]

Oh, that was in "Road to Rhode Island" Oh man, that brings back a lot of memories...

Stewie: Wake up!
Brian:*Moaning from his hang-over
Stewie: Let's get Lois on the phone, wire us some money, and get the hell out of here.
Stewie: *Picks up phone* Operater? Operator?! Oh thats right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays... Oh yes, 867-5309...Lois?... Ugh, damn you Tommy Tuton! There's only one thing to do....111-1111...Lois? damn! 111-1112 Lois? damn! 111-1113 Lois? damn!