What is the stupidest thing you have ever done!?

[Shadamoo]

I lost my temper and smashed a kids head in with my fists so he hit a window today. Kinda funny, but i feel really bad about it now.

[Grave_Guardian]

That sounds more meen than funny :S

Another time was when I was paintball with some friends. (Before I go on these two are brothers that live in London, ON, Canada. We own a tourist camp and thats how are parents met. This is going back before I was born. Anyway they now have their own cottage across the lake so we see each other more often in the summer, not just the three weeks in July. Sorry if that was to long.) On with the story. We had just finished a 3 on 2 match in the back woods. We had drivin there in a Dodge van. The last one in had to sit on the floor between the seet and the sliding door. I was last in. I sat and put my hand on the bar in between the doors, not paying attention. Well my friend closed the door on my fingers. The ass was to busy laughing to open the damn door to get my hand out. My fingers were blue for a week.

[Gotien]

OMG! that's hella bad! lol

I have a paintball one too! I was hiding in the high grass and listening to all the people run around ahead of me shooting and stuff then the noises stopped so i figured there was only a few guys left and they ran away so i get up to snipe them right? WRONG! I get above the grass and all i see is a purple ball....*slow motion Matix wanna be move* OOOOHHHH NOOOOO! WHAM! and all i see is purple on my goggles... and he wasnt even shooting for me! he was shooting at the guy behind me... so you know whats next? the guy behind me shot too...>.< OW! why do i taste dirt? lol my friends will always remember me with pink on the back of my head... sux that we use girly colors to make each other look stupid when we get hit>.> lol

[Shadamoo]

Hey, hes been pissing me off for the last year, its time for payback in my opinion!!!

[Gotien]

Who *looks around* ME!?!!? *runs away*

[Grave_Guardian]

Ya I had something like that happen to.

We were in the middle of the same fight as my last post. My friend hit me dead center of the air holes on my goggles. I was hot a panting from running, yes it does hot up here in the North. It was about 30C about 85F. My mouth was open. The paint? Doesn't taste good . It came fight through the filter.

[Gotien]

lol i did that to my friend... looked like he had live girly camo on cus he thought he could be Rambo and charged in the field.. everyone hit him from head to toe and like 2/person to the head.... it was bad his mom was pissed! lol

[Grave_Guardian]

Thats what you get for being an idiot.

[Battle Angel]

I proved that no matter how asian you look you can't be as good as the hardcore gamers in Japan.

Trying DDR for the first time I twisted my left ankle, kicked up with my right foot to try and catch something, caught my friend on the other machine in the crotch with my right foot, fell towards the floor and sat hard on the raised edge of the DDR platform. I couldn't sit for three days.


Also 10 years before that I was skiing at Loon Mountain, it warmed up considerably during the day to around 58 degrees and snow was melting like mad. Last run I gave it my all going down as fast as I could (a normal trail).
I got to the end of the trail and was about to stop when I hit a patch of ice and slid into a half foot deep puddle of slush and water. Stood up yelling bloody murder it was so cold.

[Gotien]

thats one of the best stories ive ever heard.... you are a comic master! lol im gonna have to think of a story to beat that one now... this is going to take a part...no! all of my cunning!