Your hate of all things townie

[Serpent7]

That's good. Real good. Nice one..

[mimas]

I saw a T-shirt with that phrase on it once. Sadly I didn't buy it because there was a guy wearing it.

[flickynick]

There is another t-shirt saying

"do you best to clear up the world
kill a townie"

i found it quite humourus, ill find a pic

[Zarius_04]

i found a shirt reading : 'who ate all the pies' the bizzare thing was that the shirt was extra small. usually doesnt that get associated with fat people? im not one to say but i thought it did.

[mimas]

There is another t-shirt saying

"do you best to clear up the world
kill a townie"

i found it quite humourus, ill find a pic

There's yet another!
"F**k this s**t, I'm going townie hunting."

[flickynick]

I am going out right now and there is a 50% of me getting beaten up, lol, i will tell you the tale when i get back

[mimas]

Heh. 50%. It either will happen or it won't.

[flickynick]

i was started on as soon as i got out of my street today, but after they did it they walked away. and where we were hanging we got a lot of funny looks,

[Shadamoo]

Townies, dey fink dey is 'ard wif all dere fick speak and dere R&B an' dere 'ip-hop...

Pity me guys, MY BROTHER IS A CHAVV/TOWNIE! I live with that R&B shit pumping out of his room everyday.
Of course, I counter it with Lostprophets, Crush 40, Green Day and Hoobastank, but still..
PITY ME!

Actually, having a chavvy brother has one advantage: no one messes with me, because my brother just decks 'em.

Anyway, more on the subject...
Chavvs (Townies, but I will say Chavv) around here are all talk. Its the fact they do horrible things and strike fear into poor, weak people that makes my fists go into an uncontrollable clenchyness. And they cant fight for themselves, here is an example from a couple of days ago on my bus....

Patrick 'Weiner' (Dick as I call him from now on): Ur a prick, mole face (to my mate)
Owain (my mate): Shut up midgit
Dick: Come on then!
Me: Oi prick, f*** off before I break your neck
Dick: *punches me in the face* C'mon den!
Me: Sorry, was that a punch? I thought when you were punched you felt pain!
Dick: F*** off c***! *runs upstairs*
Me: Yeah, someones hard....
---At bus station---
Dick: (to his mates) Some twat on the bus started on me, sort him out!
Fagend (dunno his name): (to me)Oi prick, c'mon then!
Me: Sorry, your mum?
Fagend: You prick!
Me: Yeah, go back between your mums legs..*walks away*

So, you see, chavvs should be ignored and stood up to.

I shut up now!

[azurevipa]

i swear i spend to much time in a mosh pit townies dnt bother startin with me any more there to scared after a suposidly 'ard 1 started dishin my mom (1 week after her death) and i kicked his sorry ass round the floor for it the closest i came to a fight with 1 since his mate draged him of sayin "dunt boda eez a compleet si'cho" life's got borrin now i miss them tryin to act all hard and intimidating to me