Ep.1 Lobby...JOIN NOW!!!!

[Todd]

When I say bidding I mean you can bid meseta on whom you think will win.
And I let you know that I will NOT give up. And DM is actully losing by one death towards everyone.


Bids:
Todd:50,000
DM: 10 kijillion

[Fabo Craven]

i bid 100 kajillion and if dm continues to lose maybe ill have to come in there and help him

[dnd]

When I say bidding I mean you can bid meseta on whom you think will win.
And I let you know that I will NOT give up. And DM is actully losing by one death towards everyone.


Bids:
Todd:50,000
DM: 10 kijillion

i bid 200,000 on me

todd:50,000
dm:10 kijillion
dnd:200,000

then proseeds to chop both peoples heads off
(died)
DM-3
Todd-2

[Todd]

*Regenerated*
Is that so?

*Todds anger araisesl, as all dims, thunder pounds down to the ground directly on both of DnD's characters*
Hmm! To kills! Maybe take one out. heh.
*Bids 300,000 meseta on self*

*Now 350,000 on Todd*


*Also stabs Logan.....*
*Logan jiggles and blows up*.....like jell-o

Recent Deaths:
DnD:3
Logan:2

Relax logan, your in first with me now.

[DarkMagician]

*Teleports in*

*Prods Todd with Megid-Finger. Instant kill!*

*Teleports to Dnd*

*Glares. Dnd falls over dead*

*Teleports out*

[Todd]

*Todd is regenerated angerly*
*Charges where DM teleported away, dashes into the air and a flash of light appears and Todd disappears*

...............There is silence..................
*A brighter flash of light illuminates the entire lobby and Todd reappears, only this time with DM's head*

*Looks at Logan, and tosses DM's head on Logan's head*
*Logan runs around flailing his arms for he cannot see and DM's bloddy head is over his as Logan runs of the Pioneer 2*

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*Logan falls to his doom*

*One of dnd's characters walks dangerously close to the edge, look down, when suddenly, Todd walks over and unexpetedly says 'failure' in his ear. This caught dnd's character by surprize as he falls off the edge too*
*He falls and falls and falls when suddenly a purple elephant floats by and eats him in one inhailing bite*

*Todd slowly walks away for the edge of the pioneer 2 laughing so hard he burst a blood vessil*

Ouch...
*Resta*

*All reappaer*
*The elephant comes back still floating and bites Logans head off*
Heh, I love that freakin elephant
*The elephant slowly drifts away as DM gets sucked into it's crack head first and gets stuck, head in crack, body hanging out*
*The elephant farts put DM's head is still stuck inside*
*DM dies from fatal poisoning*
*Todd NEARLY bursts a blood vessil again*
*DM gets diarrhea in his mouth....HE SWALLOWS!*
Deaths-
DM:4
Todd:3
Dnd:4
Logan:4

[-Logan]

Lucky me. It seems I had a scape doll this whole time...

*Whips out Red Handgun +50*
*Hides behind a random bush and aims directly in the center of Todds back*
*Carfully puts pressure on the triger awaiting Todd to stop laughing*
*The shot is fired*
*But Todd laughs so hard that he falls and the shot skims him head*
*Todd quickely turns the opposite direction that the shot was fired thinking that that was the direction it was fired at*
*Now I begin laughing*
*Todd shoots from two feet away and misses*
*I die laughing*

[Todd]

Too bad that was all a fantisy. You obtained one direct hit doing 0 damage. Nice try but.....Not enough to even let me notice.

And I guess you NEED a weapon to suck the same........Just as DM said.


*Puts hands toghther and splits in two, then four, then 30*
*Logan becomes utterly confuzeled*
*All the 'Todd Copys' are running around logan at light speed in a circle when suddenly the real appears behind the unexpecting logan and whispers in his ear airily, "failure"....*

*Logan blows up*

*LOGAN IS REGENERATED*

Heh. Another kill for logan!

*The purple elphant comes by and pisses acid on logan's head, burning it off*

Good elephant! Whos a good boy? Huh? Who? Yoooooou!
No really....who?

Now lets see......Kill +1 for dieing of laughing from a fantasy.....+1 for the, "failure"........And +1 for the elephant......+3 all toghther! Logan, your really behide. LOGAN, IN FOURTH PLACE!!!
And don't even try the whole, this is a fake/fantasy thing....Looks at a mod and whispers, "this IS real....Right?"
*Replys yes from mod*

Deaths:
Logan:7
DM:4
DnD:4
Todd:3




By the way, scape dolls don't matter. Your autimaticlly regenerated by, "the light". But deaths are counted.

Also, one, I wouldn'tuse a gun, two, if I'm standing with my back towards you, and I whoop around to my oppisite side, I would face you, and three, point proven.
Attaches a fat/not fat/all rappy resistence
Logan was planning it.

[DarkMagician]

Alright, you asked for it.

TIME STOP.

*Time is frozen, DarkMagician dashes over to Todd*

*As time resumes, DarkMagician lets rip in Todd's face*

*the smell of his Colon floats into Todd's nostrils*

[Todd]

Humph.....So it'll be like this. And to think I was going to ask to team up with you.

*Dashes from spot to spot nearing closer to DM*
*A final dash is made and Todd forces open DMs mouth and vomits in it*
*Todd franticly looks around and grabs a stick to keep DMs mouth open with*
*Todd sticks the stick in there as he shove more stuff in his mouth such as a washer, a dryer, a refregerator, a pot, a stove, mud, diharea, logan, DnD, and other things*
*Logan dies*
*DnD dies*
*DM is suffering from an over active bladder and over stuffrage*
*DM take a dump of pure lard but Todd keeps stuffing*
*Logan and DnD become lard from DnDs ass*

*The elephant comes and re-eats logan and Dnd*
*+1 death for both of them*


Deaths-
Todd-3
DM-4
DnD-6
Logan-9