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Having just been indulging in some marathon sessions of Resident Evil 4 I got peckish. I decided to microwave up some Jacket Potatos but when I went to the larder I was in for a shock....
...my potatos had sprouted weird tentacles......
....AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH.....
I grabbed my trusty kitchen knife and went to work on them slicing and dicing. I'm seriously grossed out by the way a console game has invaded reality. I think we should all contact Capcom immeadiately and request that Resi 5 has no tentacles, how about nice cute bunnies instead.
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You need to get out more....you are beginning to lose your grip on reality.
RUN AWAY. OR ELSE YOU WILL END UP LIKE ME, AAHAHAHAHAHHH...
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Quick Buy A Gun And Baricade Your Doors
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Judgment Wrote:Quick Buy A Gun And Baricade Your Doors
Oh no the giant potatos will kill us all .............get a life!
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UK your worry me. Just calm down and... ah the evil potaotos will kill us ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *Runs screaming only pausing to eat fries.*
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LOL - Did they have evil, killer, tentacle sprouting potatoes in Resi Evil 4? I obviously havent got that far yet XD
And also i dont think Cute Bunnies in a Resi Evil game is quite the direction Capcom were looking for with the series... unless they were in the game for a short period of time before either transforming into physchotic killing machines (Like that rabbit out of Monty Python - HA!), or being eaten alive by maniac, cannabalistic villagers!
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UPDATE ON RESIDENT EVIL 4 POTATOS - IMPORTANT PLEASE READ
Ok everyone, everything is fine now. My other (read better) half, Redhead, came home and explained it all to me. The potatos have not ben infected with Las Plagas or T-virus that has jumped from the realm of fantasy to reality, they are simply very very old and have thus sprouted roots. Apparently this is normal if you leave them in the larder for a long time.
I'm feeling very embarressed now....
Sorry for worrying you all - I think I need to get out more often.
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(This post was last modified: 08-04-2005, 10:19 PM by Grave_Guardian.)
Oh good Jester is back to his old "normal" self again. Oh, and Jester about your sig, I agree. (Grave popped off his head and gives it to Jester) See, you have a messed up mind, were I have none.
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