Think your funny?

[DragonRider]

hey im a whigger...good one lol

[N1NJ4]

Ok. I know this guy named Ronnie. He's not too smart. Like NOT AT ALL. 50, lives with parents, etc. He's my dads friend from way back. Him and my Uncle were hangin out (recently... like under 10 yrs ago) and they see on the news... this one street in pittsburgh is havning so many people pulled over that its having the news on it. It was like the main drag or something. So he's going home and FLIES threw that area. Next thing you know.. he's on the news as he's being written a ticket he says "Hey i just saw you guys on TV"
ROFL

[Mentavoir]

there was a boy who ran over himself.
he gave another boy some money and asked him to go and buy him some candy across the street. the other boy wouldnt go so the first boy{look at bottom}












RAN OVER HIMSELF!{To the store at least}

[icedragon90909]

that was stupid

[Mentavoir]

ya i guess your right

[icedragon90909]

ja yio wih dit whas zunny!

[whiteninja]

Yah f00, bu all dat izzle talkzizzle ain't funnay, dawg!

Please try to be readable atleast.

[Wootem Ace]

The best thing ever is insane halo matches. Like playing cops and robbers and yelling "FREEZE COCKBITE" before shooting them, then having them come over and attempt to hump you while playing, and end up with somebody on the floor with ten of those pigs-in-a-blanket stuck to their butt.

[Shade]

OK... this was a good thread until the spammers came to town...
a) Speak english dammit!!!!!!
b) Get out if you have no jokes
c) Refrain from spamming in other peoples threads please...



OK... Joke now:


Two peices of tarmac are siting in a bar...
They are arguing over who is the hardest...
The grey peice of tarmac says: I am the hardest cos I am used in freeways... So I must be...
Then the black peice replys: NO you are not... I am the hardest as I am motorways... and I get most use... So I am the hardest...

Anyway this argument goes on for ages and then a greem peice of tarmac walks in... And the grey and black tarmacs dive an hide under a table... The green tarmac looks around and walks out again...
Few that was close... said the grey tarmac...

Suddenly the barman calls over: Hang on... If you two are arguing over who is the hardest, why did you hide from him..?

Then the black tarmac replys: Well we're not gonna mess with him, hes a bleedin' Cyclepath...

(Read that out loud to get it)