phrases that make you want to punch people in their faces...

[Vincent Rayne]

"that(pso) is such a waste of life"...
"it's a beautiful day outside..!"

eww...
who goes outside..?
i'll lose my powdery white glow..!

[zero132132]

"You must be joking me."

I don't know why but that just sets me off.

[Mirinee]

FOmar is gay.

[Sesshomaru]

friend - "Come on...lets play Halo 2"
me - "I don't want to"
friend - "Thats only cuz you know I can beat you"

stepdad - "Why do you play that f***in game for sooo long on weekends"
me - "thats the only damn time i get to play the friggin thing"
stepdad - "Thats no excuse"
me - "ITS FRIGGIN TRUE.......if you'd let me play on week days I'd get bored of them much faster"
stepdad - "Ya......well, thats just too bad"

and a more recent one

stepdad - "Your brother does a hell of alot more around this house than you do"
me - "ALL HE DOES EXTRA IS LAUNDRY.....AND I EVEN DO SOME OF IT......."
stepdad - "Ya....but he still DOES more than you do....he even folds them"
me - "My brother is a friggin fem. he walks around the house with his blanket around his waist like its a friggin skirt for god's sakes......why else would he want to do laundry"

*****I'm in no way gender racist.....so don't take my last comment literally...I always joke about my brother being more fem. than my mum

[Ivan]

Things that make me want to punch people in their faces:

-When my mom calls PSO a PS2 -.-;;
-When my dad reffers to Ragol as a Spegetti sauce
-When my sister thinks a 4 stringed guitar is still a guitar
-When someone pretends to think somethings funny
-When people in lunch line in school get pissed because they get the order wrong and they have to hold up the line.
-When my dad says I can't be admin on computer because I know more than him
-When somebody gives you a birthday card with your age on it then 5 minutes later asks how old you are and what grade you're in.
-When teachers are offended by the words "gay" or "homo"
-When you're sick and you parents tell you to go outside and play instead of play PSO or computer which is pretty much all I can do when I'm sick.

This thread is fun(ny )

[Shadamoo]

"You starting?" - Results in me decking the person
"Peter fancies *insert girls name here*" - Pisses me right off
"Your mum has a penis!" - Results in nuttage and deckage

I dont like personal insults.

[jarl]

the phrase that really pisses me off more than anything else EVER is

me- [having conversation] blah blah blah
someone else- i didnt give you permission to talk (usually said in high pitch whine)
me- shut up you penis
*pain*

i always make sure i punch everyone that says that to me (especially the chavs at school, even when one of them was a foot taller then me... he looked quite surprised till i kneed him in tyhe balls after he did the same to me last week...)

[Vincent Rayne]

all those "hip" words...

ballin...
shwag...
dank...


*edit
what's wrong..?
drives me nuts...

[HUmar16]

When me and my sister begin to argue:"Its your turn to take the dogs out" although I already knew that...and alot of other things that she says
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Tells people false things about me when she is angry...

[zero132132]

My sister has the annoying singing/dancing hampster that sets me off. Mostly because it has the words "yankee doodle dandy" combined with "I am that yankee doodle boy."