phrases that make you want to punch people in their faces...

[Sebastian]

My sister has the annoying singing/dancing hampster that sets me off. Mostly because it has the words "yankee doodle dandy" combined with "I am that yankee doodle boy."

heh heh... That would drive me out of my mind.

I hate it when people say to me

" shut up you gay fag " <---- thats just mean...

" you got a big head" and i dont even have a big head...

[Infinite8]

When my little sister says phrases like:
"I know you are, but what am I?" -over and over
and "Nah-uh infinity! hah!, I win!" -mockery of my name! Infinity doesn't mean anything when your fighting cause you still said your opinion only once! Little 3rd graders, whatcha gonna do with em?
I have to admit though, I have been using the phrase "your face is _____"- but its only a joke that makes me laugh everytime.
Oh, and when people call me wierd! well, duh of course I'm wierd!!!! How long did it take you to figure that one out!? LOL

[whiteninja]

*while me and my parents are all in the same room or within hearing range*

Mom: "Daaad! Please tell Patrick to _insert_chore_."

I can hear you for goodness sakes! I don't need you to tell someone else to tell me!

[jarl]

the thing i hate is infinite add 1... infiniste isnt a number dumass... even infinity times infinity is still infinity so it doesnt mean anything... grr! the other thing i really hate are the little shortarses that walk so slowly, and so your in a hurry to get to your next lesson cos the teacher will kill you if your late and the corridor is full of these tiny little midgetes, its so annoying!! (that said, its quite funny just running ) te other phrase that really gets me pissed off is when you put as much sarcasm as you can possibly get into a phrase, and say it, thenb they think that you werent sarcastic dumasses!! *punch*

[~Buddah~]

omg mine is
get off that damn game

have you done any thing to day didnt think so

you smoke too damn much

get a freaking job
me:i would but im 13:'(

i dont give a flurg your getting a job 2mar0

that pi$$E$ me of bad

[jarl]

you smoke too damn much ..... im 13

erm, just a bit of advice.. you do want to give up smoking, im not going to go on about you, this is the only time ill do it but, give it up else you'll screw up the rest of your life....

and i also hate- you play on that game too much... i know, but dont care...

[~Buddah~]

yeah but i caint stop so flurg it that one gets on my nerves soooooo bad but if i said that to her she'd slap me

[Double Edge]

Calm Down.
Go to your room - screw that I'm goin to shoot some hoops
Grow up.
Get that out of your ass or I will be forced to surgically remove it.




























I made the last one up.

[jarl]

Get that out of your ass or I will be forced to surgically remove it.




























I made the last one up.

i guessed... it kinda sucked u have to admit...

[Faulkie]

I hate:
"Megachimp" (or simply "Chimp") - long story
"Ooh, you're so rebellious" - when i do something against the rules, not bragging about or anything and some people seem to think I'm showing off... hmmm...
These next 3 come in a 3 - "This isn't working", "I like you as a friend" and "It's not you, it's me" - I mean, if you're gonna dump me, at least tell me the truth why!!

All of that stuff annoys me.