Ep.1 Lobby...JOIN NOW!!!!

[Todd]

Nooo sire. I have it....And I've made a Toddbear's cane out of it. It does not do foie, but it uses pickle breath!

*Uses on damage*

*He recoils from BAD BREATH, AGH!*

[jarl]

hmm... *jarl walks in* *punches todd in face, todds face implodes and his brain gets crushed' yay! i got a kill!! *looks round, todd respawns and punches jarl in back of head* you pun little weed.. *pulls out wet fish and slaps toodd in face*

[Todd]

I didn't die just yet, cause my head is on a cane, unattactched to my body.

*Head respawns*

But I've got something better then killing you...

*Quickly jabs a needle in jarls needle, jarl slaps his neck in pain*

Jarl: AGH!

*Jarl falls on the floor unconscious*

Heheh, seditives rock...

*Takes jarls wallet, checks the wallet to make sure nothing but cash is in it, then quickly slaps hands toghther and teleports away with a drawn out flash*
*And his voice rings through the lobby as he dissapears...*

[dnd]

hihows the lobby doing
*lobby shouts "drunk"*
dnd says*have some food(minly rappys[pal])*
lobby says*"thanks"*
*the whole lobby dies because of food poisaning*
suckers.....

[damage]

hihows the lobby doing
*lobby shouts "drunk"*
dnd says*have some food(minly rappys[pal])*
lobby says*"thanks"*
*the whole lobby dies because of food poisaning*
suckers.....

Idiot, I don't eat.
*Kills with bringer's rifle

[Todd]

hihows the lobby doing
*lobby shouts "drunk"*
dnd says*have some food(minly rappys[pal])*
lobby says*"thanks"*
*the whole lobby dies because of food poisaning*
suckers.....

BAAAAAA!!!!(Todd letting out a large burp)

Hmm, didn't kill me. I have no stomach. All those bags of hot fries I ate burned away my stomach and other digestive organs....

*Food begins leaking....and food drips down Todd's leg*

Yum, lets eat!

[-Logan]

*Eats Todd's hot fries while pretending to chop of everyones arms and legs in the pioneer 2 that was affected with food poisoning*

*Logan acidently does chop off some peoples arms and legs*

Heh, ACIDENTLY...

[Todd]

WHAT?!?!?!
Hulk....I mean Todd...Want, HOT FRIES!!!!

*Todd turns all huge, green, and musclely, and beings charges towards logan*

Logan: "OH SHIT! *Screams like a little girl*

*Todd eats logan and the hot fries that he eat*

Whew, the only thing worst then that, that you could do is steal my PICKLES. Man would that suck.
*Logan died, for then afterward Todd crapped out the dead logan*

[-Logan]

Damn! I died again!!! Does this brightness circle ever work!?

[damage]

Damn! I died again!!! Does this brightness circle ever work!?

nope, *shoots with bringer's rifle*