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[Mentavoir]

ok this is the place where you can read and add jokes just to have a coupl lafs around here....so....heres mine.

There was a Brunette, redhead, and blonde........their building that they all wrked in was connected by a bridge, very large and tall, and one day at lunch something happened........

Every day the girls would have sandwiches and they so suddenly said this,

Brunette: im SICK of having penut butter and jelly for luch! if i have this one more time, im going to jump off the bridge!!!!


Red head:OMG i am tired of eating bologna sandwiches!!!!next time i find one in my lunch, IM going to jump off that bridge.....


Blonde:GRRRRRRRRR i hate ham sandwiches!!!!if i have one one more time, ill kill my self and jump off that bridge!!!!!

The next day, they all had the same sandwiches they had they day before, jumped off the bridge and died.


At the funeral, the mothers of the 3 girls spoke to everyone...


Brunette's mother:If only i knew she didn't like penut, butter, and jelly....


Redhead's mother:If only i knew she didn't want bologna anymore..sniff sniff...


Blonde's mother:dont't look at ME she made her OWN sandwich!

[Double Edge]

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[Mentavoir]

sry just wanted to bring a few lafs go ahed and close it i didnt meen to bring anyharm....sry

[Double Edge]

sry just wanted to bring a few lafs go ahed and close it i didnt meen to bring anyharm....sry

No harm done. Just doing my job.

[whiteninja]

Nice one... "made her own sandwhiches"... lol...

Another "Dumb Blonde":
- a gameshow host wanted to prove there there were smart blondes, so he invited 100 of them onto his show
- he asked the first one "What's 2+2?"
- she said "2"
- the host replied "Sorry, that's incorrect."
- all the other blondes screamed "Give her another chance! One more chance!"
- so the host gave her another try, and she guessed "22"
- and the blondes called for one more shot
- then she guessed shyly.... "4"
- and all the blondes said "Give her another chance!"

[Mentavoir]

hahaha i loooove that one, ok heres another one,


-There was a blonde and a brunette running through the woods....
-The brunette suddenly fell down on the woodland ground.
-The blonde stole the brunette's cellphone and called 911...
-"Hello?????Anyone there?"
-"Yes mam?"
-Ya uhhu well my friend fell on um the uh ground and i don't know uh wat to do..."
-Ok all you do is, wait, before you can do this procedure, you must make sure she is not alive."
-Sound on the blonde's cell........."Boom........YES I DID IT! Ya mam, shes dead, now what do i do?"



Not part of joke, - I'm a blonde, lol :alien:

[jarl]

Not part of joke, - I'm a blonde, lol :alien:

*scared*

3 blondes walk into a building. i know theyre stupid, but you would've thought one may have seen it!

[Mentavoir]

sry i dont get it lol

[whiteninja]

They walk into the building's wall and smack their heads on it. They don't enter the building.

Another one:
- a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head jump off a building, which one hits the ground last?







- the blonde, she had to stop and ask for directions!

[Shade]

im noticing a distinct following of these joke themes... lol