Family Guy

[Mini_Bert]

Check these, there the lyrics to the awfully different song!

Awfully Different

Both: You and I are so awfully different

Too awfully different

To ever be pals

Stewie: Do you want to go first

Brian: Yeah I'll go

Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade

Stewie: You're one to talk

You get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad

Brian: Oh one time

Stewie: I've a style flair

Just look at my hip hair

Brian: Yeah that's quite a nice doo there

Stewie: Oh thanks

Brian: For me to poop on

Stewie: What?

Brian: Oh come on, you look like Charlie Brown

Stewie: Bite me Snoopy

Both: There's not a whole lot

That we've got to agree on

Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score

Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore

Brian: Ricky Martin?

Stewie: Love him

Both: We're to different to ever be pals

You and I are (Do Do Do) so awfully different

Too awfully different (Do Do Do)

To ever be pals (Do Do Do Do Do Do Do)

Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite

Stewie: Very funny

You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light

Brian: I'd bet money you'll marry a honey

Who's pretty and funny

And her name'll be Ted

Stewie: A gay joke

Brian: I just work with what you give me

Both: You might think we're in sync

But we stink as a duo

Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts

Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your--

Brian: Woah, you can't say that on TV

Stewie: What, ego?

Brian: Never mind

Both: We're too different to ever be pals (top)

[Ivan]

Originally posted by Mini_Bert
Psychiatrist: Does stewie have a history of violence?
Lois:No, hitting peter was the first violent thing he's ever done.
Stewie: Well technically my first act of violence was that time bomb I left ticking in your uterus, happy 50th birthday lois.

HA!

Lmao, that was a great one.

Remember the time when, Peter skips work and takes the kids to a Red Sox game? Peter catches a foul ball and gives it to Stewie:

Stewie: Hey, kid, I trade you my souveneir ball for your souveneir bat. (They trade, stewie hits him with the bat, and takes the ball back)"What did you learn?"

lmao

[Ton]

LOL! My friends were talking about that one the other day. I think it was the baseball game one, where louis is like, " The kids shouldn't play hooky," and then peter is like, oh come on, it can be educational, and then i shows these two guys and they r like, where is bob? Ok, lets c, if his car goes at an average of 50 m/h..... That was funny.

[Mini_Bert]

No it goes, wheres bob? Well you tell me, if bob's house is 3 miles away and bob travels at 10 miles an hour, how long will it take him to get here? *thinks* depends if he stops to see his hoe. That's what we call a variable.

Lol

[Ton]

Ahh, so many funny family guys. Have u seen the super power one?

[Ivan]

hahah that was a good one

[Ton]

I have to fart, but i dont know which way to lean on. lol. and also. " do wat we say or we will kill u," *meg grows claws* " is that all u can do?" *scrapes person who said that* " Oww. That kind of hurt. is it bleeding? no, but that actually kind of hurt."

[Duo]

"Star trek twelve, so very tired." "Captain clingons off the starboard boad" "Again with the clingons. Mr Scott give me full power." "It's not good captain! I can't reach the control panels!" lol that was good. And then the episode where peter becomes the president of the company when its a tobacco company. The guy gets the dog "Pull!" they toss out the dog and he shoots it. lol It's like shooting skeet

[Lee-yoshi]

That Star Trek bit was actually from the Simpsons, i watched the episode it was from yesterday on Sky One! lol

[Duo]

Oh wait.. now i remember. Nevermind