craziest accidents

[jarl]

well i had one yesterday. came off my bike and very nearly broke BOTH my elbows (1 doctor said i had fractured it, the specialist thought it was a bad bruise). which would've sucked, as then i wouldnt have been able to do anything. including wiping my ass >.>. so whats the stupidest/most annoying accident you've had?

[Anjiru]

well its not somthing that happened to me,it happened a guy ive known pretty much all my life, basicalkly him and my brother were toboggoning and at the end of a hill, there was a jump to go off of, and beyond that jump there was one of those poles that hold up street signs, those metal things anyways, it was sticking out of the ground, and when he went off of the jump, instead of landing on the ground he landed on the pole, which ended up a good ways up his ass,, and if it went even half an inch further, it was very possible that he couldve died :O , hes an awsome guy, though very accident prone

[Lee-yoshi]

well its not somthing that happened to me,it happened a guy ive known pretty much all my life, basicalkly him and my brother were toboggoning and at the end of a hill, there was a jump to go off of, and beyond that jump there was one of those poles that hold up street signs, those metal things anyways, it was sticking out of the ground, and when he went off of the jump, instead of landing on the ground he landed on the pole, which ended up a good ways up his ass,, and if it went even half an inch further, it was very possible that he couldve died :O , hes an awsome guy, though very accident prone

OMG! I SO wish i hadn't read that! :O

Does this guy hang out with your brother a lot?

[Anjiru]

yeah, hes like part of our family hes also been hit by a car, a couple times i beleive actually, he once accidently shattered a window at school with his elbow and we had to drive him to the hospital.. uhh lets see.. when i was little he ran over my head with a bike, i dont remember that but thats what ive been told lol

[nomercy]

Haha, this one didn't injure me, but it was quite funny to watch, or so i've been told. Happened yesterday, me and my fiancee were decorating the bedroom. Anyway, she thought we needed new curtains. I tugged on the current ones, and said they were fine. The rail snapped off, and fell on my head. A classic comedy-style accident.

[Judgment]

I once was chasing my friend around some bunkbeds and we were jumping between them. He lost his footing and ended up falling on the side of the bed. The good part is the part he landed on missed both his legs, the bad part he had to go to hospital to get between his legs stiched back up.