GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!!

[Little Killer]

Hmmmmmmmm. Poor kid. THE REAL CULPRIT: The boy. Well, no one ACTUALLY knows the real story (Media is strange), but why the boy? It is simple.

The boy was wet. Obiously, the video game developers but warnings on little booklets, saying: " DON'T TOUCH THE GAME SYSTEM WHILE WET! MAY RESULT IN DEATH!!" and of course they make it noticeable. The boy was wet, and electronics aren't forgiving, so ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! Now I really am sorry for the boy, but hopefully this will teach everyone this lesson:

Water & Electronics DON'T MIX!:O

As for the satonic video game theory, they aren't. People kill and stuff for other purposes, NOT because they thought MORTAL COMBAT or other games which include dying are cool. Also, video games help out with the mind, hand-eye cordination, etc. Lets not forget that video games make people question science, the government, ect. making our world a better place.

WOW! That was a lot of typing!:S

[Kitsadoodles]

Wait... maybe the reporters made us THINK that he was at swim practice, but they actually just dumped a bucket of water on him before he went home so they could think of an excuse to blame video games! ._.;;

[Anti Hacker]

Haha yeah... I mean; that's not a funny thought in the slightest. <_<;

Anyway, unless I'm much mistaken, games themselves do not actually CONTAIN electricity. Batteries do. Therefore the true evil is battery chargers ... or stupid kids, or even stupider parents... Or possibly water!

Let's BAN WATER! And any liquid substances known to man. Oh no, wait, then we'd all die. Just like if we didn't have video games.

Shut up, the logic works soundly in my crazy brain.

[Little Killer]

Haha yeah... I mean; that's not a funny thought in the slightest. <_<;

Anyway, unless I'm much mistaken, games themselves do not actually CONTAIN electricity. Batteries do. Therefore the true evil is battery chargers ... or stupid kids, or even stupider parents... Or possibly water!

Let's BAN WATER! And any liquid substances known to man. Oh no, wait, then we'd all die. Just like if we didn't have video games.

Shut up, the logic works soundly in my crazy brain.

OF COURSE YOUR LOGIC WORKS!!! I have to swim. . . today. . . in THE COLD!! THE HOROR!!

Well, ban water no. Ban games, no. Keep the two far away, yes.

[Kitsadoodles]

Or maybe the Energizer bunny is the real criminal!

[Cye Zero]

They should ban swimming, sure swimming is a great way to have fun but it's also a great way to die. Think about it, while swimming people have gotten stung by jelly fish, eaten by sharks, or saw there relections in the water and thought they were drowning and try to save themselves . Now I hear some people are trying to use cell phones in the water. Questions anyone

[kaworu_nagisa]

Go back in time to stop the guy who discovered electricity! must kill!
*goes back in time, kills the guy* "muwhwhwa" *travels back*
And walah! wait...why is there still electricity?! omg...I killed the wrong guy! T_T

[Little Killer]

Go back in time to stop the guy who discovered electricity! must kill!
*goes back in time, kills the guy* "muwhwhwa" *travels back*
And walah! wait...why is there still electricity?! omg...I killed the wrong guy! T_T

Ok Then. Then that gets rid of video games. . .:'( DON'T ban swimming. . . the people know what they are doing, and besides how often do people die from ocean critters? It is rare.

I SAY ATTACK THE ENERGIZER BUNNY!! It would let out mixed emotions and it would be funny!

[Anti Hacker]

Stupid children are clearly to blame, we should ban kids. No, wait, better yet, ban all people! It's perfect...

But seriously, humans seem to have the largest potential for stupidity. If an animal regarded water as dangerous (like if it had shars in ) it wouldn't just dive in anyway for a swim and hope for the best.

IMO the fact that humans are so 'aware' opens up so much more room for stupidity. If you know something's dangerous then to follow through and do something is just silly.

[Little Killer]

Stupid children are clearly to blame, we should ban kids. No, wait, better yet, ban all people! It's perfect...

But seriously, humans seem to have the largest potential for stupidity. If an animal regarded water as dangerous (like if it had shars in ) it wouldn't just dive in anyway for a swim and hope for the best.

IMO the fact that humans are so 'aware' opens up so much more room for stupidity. If you know something's dangerous then to follow through and do something is just silly.

Children ARE accidents. . . I learned that from a friend. But we shouldn't blame ourselves for being so curious. I mean that's what we thrive off of. If we weren't so curious, then we would have not made it to the top of society. But still, humans have done some incredibly stupid things. . . *Cough! George W. Bush Monkey! Cough!* Yea, we do stupid stuff.:hurt: