Funniest conversation

[Bmil]

Put up a conversation you had with a friend, classmate, parent, cousin, uncle, nephew, hobo, etc, that was just friggin hilarious
heres mine
Friend: Hey, you know why there arent any black people on the internet?
Me: Er, to cheap to pay for it?
Friend: No, cuz KFC doesnt have Wi-fi

[nomercy]

My fiancée, on masturbation: i think it's a good thing, really. it makes you feel good, and it could be the difference between life and death.
Me: Eh? How come?
My fiancée: it releases chemicals that make you happy, and so mabe if a suicidal person masturbated before they did it, they might decide not to.
Me: That's very unlikely.
My fiancée: but not impossible, so you can always hope.

Edit: Aeris Gainsborough: I know, I know, but dumb parents fuck me off. Like those who blame video games on murders. -.-
...Twilight: They need to go get murdered with a Puchi Carat box.

[dudemanozzy]

After my first gig (Alice Cooper and Motorhead):

Aaron: That rocked! Did you like it?

Me: The vibrations of sheer sound beat my heart for me, and my ears won't work properly for the next couple of days... HELL YEAH I DID!

[K_I_R_E_E_K]

Hmm, don't bump old topics please

[Link777]

This topic has potential to be epic though...

[dudemanozzy]

Well now we know that ladders lead to dresses... I feel sorry for window cleaners :S