Adult Swim and Beyond

[Ivan]

Yeah, lol. I had to ask my dad cus I didn't get it!

[njdss4]

OMG I want to see that Adult Swim with Seth SO BAD! That's gonna be the greatest moment in TV history. No wait. ALL OF HISTORY!!! That reminds me of a quote:

Peter: (Reads Meg's article for the school newspaper) Oh man, she's never gonna get into the newspaper with this piece of crap! There have been scandals in the White House since Thomas Jefferson!
(flashback)(Jefferson and Family standing for picture)
Jefferson: Wait, honey, let's get the whole family in here. (waves off camera)
(20 small black children run into view)
Peter: (writes another story) Now to get this onto the publisher's desk. This will take a portion of my cunning. NO WAIT! ALL MY CUNNING!

[Lionheart]

lol or........*thinking of a good quote which is oh so hard now*
Peter and Lois are in a plane bathroom and are stuck because it's so small.
Lois: Peter just move out of the way!
Peter: *giggles* hey Lois, wanna join the Mile High Club
Lois: Oh god, I'm leaving
*sounds of struggling*
Peter: ah AH, at least one of us in the Mile High Club

lol

[njdss4]

Here's another:

Cleveland: You remember that show Fish? They should have put it on right before that other show Chips. The marketing would have written itself!

AND:

Cleveland: Peter, that tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me like that, I'd say, "Ooh. Oh yeah. That's the spot."

[Gotien]

oh yeah.. well take this famous cleveland quote...
Cleveland-Public urination is wrong... unless the porta potties have been set on fire. Then I use my stream of justice to put out the hate.

oh and this one!

*Peter walks into the outhouse*
Peter:this isnt so bad...
*Bird flies into and knocks over the outhouse*
Peter:oh god!(horrified) its every where!!!

oooooo and this one(gotta post a few cause i dunno when ill be on again. so u gotta 4give me)

*Peter falls through the floor infront of the couch*
Peter: there's a penny under the couch...

lol good times! alright cya later guys and gals!

[njdss4]

To continue the one you just put Gotien:

*Peter stands in front of refrigerator, then falls through the floor*
Peter: There's a Crunchberry under the fridge...

[Lionheart]

ahhhh Gotien took the "It's everywhere!!!!!" quote lol. I was gonna use that. So Njd you coming over today?

[njdss4]

He forgot to say,"Oh god! It's even in the raccoon wounds!" And yes, I'll be coming over in a while, Lionheart.

[sliced bread]

let me try one: Tom the news man: we now go live to greag the weather mime (camra pans to a mime) *shivers* Tom: it looks like its going to be cold....very cold. (camra returns to greg) *immitates falling rain with his fingers* Tom:...and it looks as though parents are going to throw fecalmater at their kids....thats horrible! (greg frouns) Tom:...oh! thats rain, its going to rain.


lol i made a funny, no?

[njdss4]

That's a great one! I thought of it a few days ago but I forgot to post it so you got lucky this time.... Anyway:

(Peter throws frisbee to Brian and he catches it)
(Brian throws it back and CUTS OFF HALF OF PETER'S HEAD!)
Peter: Oh! Oh god! AAAHHH!!!! What are the odds!?