What is the stupidest thing you have ever done!?

[Teh EkwEE]

My friend Sean is just about retarted so im going to list what hes done. The most recent was at my friend Travis's house this weekend, Sean LIT himself on fire with rubbing alcohol and ran till it burned off. Then last week in the middle of English2 he just stands up walks into the aile and hits himself in the head with hit lit. book as hard as he can, the teacher got so mad.

[Grave_Guardian]

This was funny in it's own weird way. Our tourist camp is on a small lake called Wolfe Lake. 2 years ago we had a hell of a wind storm. We thought we had the boats an dock secured well. Well we so so wrong. When we got up the next moring we were missing the boats and the first section of teh dock itself had washed away. Lukily its a small lake we could see the dock on teh otehr side of it with 3 of 6 boats attached. The other three were all over the lake, along with everone elses boats around the lake.

[Teh EkwEE]

^ xD That has made my day thus far.

[Sepheroth]

I stabbed myself in the stomache once with a spike try to climb a fence...

[Teh EkwEE]

I bet you expect sympathy. Well guess what? I laugh at your misfourtune Mwahahahahahahaha

[Feline Witch]

Me? Oh lotta things!!!

This one time yeah, I was cooking myself some prawn crakers. Only I left one on too longs and the whole pan caught fire. I was whimpering, and remembering not to throw water on it, like on that chip pan advert. So there I am, looking for a big cloth, when some paper catches fire. So I throw everything in the sink, and ignoring the little voice screaming in my head, turn the tap on gently. FWOOOOOOOOOSH! A big ball of flame bursts up where my head could have been.

I scamper upstairs once the fire is out. A few hours later, I try again. I ate those nasty little burnt things, and wished I had almost killed myself for something that did not taste like crap.


Another time? I was in this aquarium. Mirrors everywhere. I rush into one. Very embarassing.

[bauldersgate]

I won't even say it its that dumb...

[Judgment]

Ohh i got a one we were in this big dull lit maze room where al the walls were made out of glass. Anyway me and one of my friends were in and decided to split up so he startedwalking one way i went the other one second later i herda loud thund and looked behind me to see him laying on the floor. The way he went wasnt a way. a bit later we did manage to split up and he found the exit and shouted me over. I thought ive been down there before and it wasa steright route. I started running over and smashed trough a glass walls by acident. Turned out there was a plane of glass i had to go around to get out. The only thing he could say was "It would have been beter and less painful to walk around it. After that we just ran out and never went back in there

[Teh EkwEE]

XD Very funny much.

[DarkMagician]

Aahhaaahaaahaa!!!