100 reasons you play PSO too much..

[bauldersgate]

Since it was to long...

76. wondering why the bank wont accept weapons
77.if you get beat up you ask the store for some atomizers
78. when you can hear the opening theam to pso..... and the Gamecube is off
79.you delete any file that looks like the words 'Vol Opt'
80.When every time you kill a mosquito, you look for the giant nest that it came from.
81. When you think that rivers go uphill
82) You try to cross breed a penguin and duck to create a rag rappy...
83. you SUCCESSFULLY breed a penquin and a duck to create a rag rappy
84) You find where Poo Fly lives, and blow up her house for stealing your thread, whilst of course shouting RAfoie!
85) having strange fights involving megid on forums
86. when u try to cast reverser at your Grandma's funeral
87.) When you hold a balloon and thinking it is a mag and when u let go you expect it to stay next to you.........(it floats away) *sigh*
88: When you find a walk up to some twins and ask them to cast Shifta/deband on you
89: You throw the nearest dolphin plushie at someone thinking it's Esetlla blast
90. When you start to see alot of blue rings flying past
91. You cary copper pipes just in case you have to go to the hospital.
92. You try to hug your character good night.
93. You put gloves on thinking that their angry.
94. You find a leak in the roof and think it's a Slime coming after you.
95. You see a good looking Fonewwearl online and wonder if shes your type.
96. You will jump up and down when this thread reaches 100.
97) When you kick a dog/wolf because it ran behind you and you thought it would jump.
98: You try to cast anti at a person sneezing
99: hitting large turtles while Shouting THAT BARTLE WENT FOR ME!
100: You only Hit people (or animals) 3 times!
101. your eyes are hurting...
102. you can't reach for anything to pick up you already have 10 of with you
103. You come up with more than 5 reasons you play pso too much
104
You develop a passion for platform shoes.
105
When you see glasses, you see if you can raise your accuracy by equiping them.
106
When you walk, you try to see if you can make RAcast clomps or FOnewearl patterings.
107
You ask for Monomates for dinner.
108
You call female computer geeks Elly.
109
You end up snarling at a DJ because they have never heard of
"Mother Earth of Dishonesty"
110
You are suprised that your Sato has sprouted fur and no longer hovers.
111: You call your Computer Cal
112: when you drink you wonder why your TP isn't resstoring
115
You are confused when see your kitchen knife is no longer green and glowing.
116
Whenever you do gardening, you pick up a bunch of plants and the gardening fork and start screaming: "I have the Demonic Fork and the Amore Rose! Who's laughing now Mo Fo?!!!? HAHAHA!
177
Whenever you see Tony Blair, you throw things at him and yell: "WHY ARN'T WE ON RAGOL YET? WHY?!? BECAUSE WE ARE HUNTING FOR YOU STUPID DAUGHTER!!!"
118: When you have a crafter make a copy of Rico's Ring as your engagement ring.
119. when you start to call:
red redria
orange oran
120: when you fire a green water pistol you wonder why water is coming out instead of photon
121: when you realize you don't have a glowing symbol on your chest or neck
124 You chase pigeons going: "DIE RAPPIES DIE RAPPIES!"
125 You refer to your home town as Pioneer 2.
126 Whenever you hear the word "technique", you imagine magic spells.
(This one really happens to me!)
127 When career day comes, you request to see a Force.
128 You throw a tantrum in your local off licence since they don't stock daggers, rods or handguns.
129. When you walk into a gun shop to try and buy a Blizzard Rifle+5
130.When you see a magician, you request them to cast Zonde, Foie and Barta.131:you see ur dog and smack him in the head and say "Bad Savage wolf".

132:you see a bee hive thinking its a monest and u hit it with a stik hoping a whole group of mothmants would come out.
133:you go to the zoo and see Penguines thinking there rappies so u jump in the tank and start beating them to death.
134:you go to karate class and say to the teacher "Can i hav a flowen sword please".
135:you see a parayin mantis thinking its a g-Assasin.
136:when u go to the movies u go to the ticket keeper and ask for a mission.
137:when u see a bear at camp u say "i can take it" thinking its a booma then u start beating it with a stik.
138:you didnt do ur homework so u tell ur teacher "savage wolf ate ur homework".
139: You start hunting dogs and bears hoping they'll drop a Dark Flow.
140: when you hand in your homework and it has questions like "A Hideblue drops a Meteor Crudge in Ult for Skyly."(it was a fill in the blank question)
141. I reply back to the teacher saying "WTF a hildeblue appears in Normal, hard and very hard not ultimate" *slaps teacher, round the face with a wet barba ray*
142: When you decide to do your English essay on "The Dangers of Delbiters to your Children: What can be done?"
143: You started an organization called MANL Mothers against Nar Lilys
144: When you call all guitars Crazy Tunes.
145. you shoot bluebells thinking they are mil lilies with a water pistol
146: when you fart and someone says it was an unsuccseful Deband
147: When you're having a snowball fight with your friends and you attempt to cast Gibarta.
148. Wen ur latest science experiment explodes and u think u just created Rafoie!
149: When you open the blinds at night, and you think Megid is being cast upon you.
150:when it starts hailstoneing u think its the heavenly ray attacking you
151: When you wake up in the morning and its still dark and you start looking arround your room for a glowing switch.
152: When you ask the clerk at a home store for an Akiko's Frying Pan.
153: You throw paper balls on fire in the air at someone you dont like whilst screaming 'FOIE!!!'
154: When you steal a man's walking stick thinking it's a Psycho Wand and hitting him over the head
155: When you run away from home in search of the J-Sword
156: When you kill somebody for their Monkey King Bar, but it was actually just a golf ball retriever
157: When you get more pathetic than the "Star Wars Kid" with the golfclub
158: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smb3beat-r.html But in PSO.
159. You try to set up telepipes so you won't have to walk
160- U make a big deal about squishing a worm(cave boss)

That took forever...

[decswxaqz]

This type of thread always comes up on a forum at least 1 time

To tell you the truth, I am surprised. It took 1 year and about 8 months for it to appear o_O.

And good job on bringing them all together. Lots of patience. Thanks

[DarkMagician]

121: when you realize you don't have a glowing symbol on your chest or neck

Just on about #121, I have actually done this... I shall post a picture up soon. I go around with my, 'Mystic Symbol' on my hands/head/chest.

...you don't think I am weird....do you?

[UltraDefender]

161: you spend your day when not at home thinking about what special weapon you will get next
162: you call your pencil sharpener a Trigrinder

[Mirinee]

163. When your parents can no longer watch normal TV programmes because of the disturbance of a pinky-green colour at the top left corner: your HP, TP and photon blast bar have burned into that part of your TV screen!

This hasn't happened to me. Phew!

[DarkMagician]

164. You get married to someone called Cicil, Matha or Elenor because they are Npcs...

[Grave_Guardian]

165: You start to wonder if your character is hungy
166: You start to wonder if you character has to go to the bathroom

[redriaboy]

167. when you go to the bathroom, you pretend you're your character using the bathroom :S

[UltraDefender]

you wonder what your char would like to eat

[Jonathan_F]

168. You open a resturant and all of the food is named after monsters in PSO.
169. You take a bullet in the chest thinking you'll be ok because of that spirit catcher thingy. (seriously, don't do this)
170. You start shooting live ammunition into a raging fire because Central Fire Swirl taught you that guns kill fire.