Think your funny?

[Shadamoo]

lol.

What do say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise.

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An old couple go into Mcdonalds, and after the old man makes the old woman comfortable sitting down, he orders a hamburger, chips and a coke.
At the table, he takes a knife and fork out of his pocket and evenly cuts his burger in half, evenly counts out the chips and gives half to his wife. He starts eating....but the old woman doesnt.
3 young couples watch, and are sickened! A guy comes up from one of the couples and says 'Are you ok? Do you want me to buy you another burger?'. The old woman goes 'no, dont worry. We share everything'. The guy goes 2 his girl.
A young girl from the second couple goes 'Look, Im sorry, but it sickens me to wathc this. Please let me buy you another burger'. The old woman goes 'Its ok dear, we share everything'. She goes off to her guy.
Another guy, looking disgusted come sover and says 'Look, I cant watch this anymore, Im buying you another burger.' Then, to the old woman, she goes 'Look, you havent touched a thing'. It was true, she hadnt touched a thing, while the old man was chomping away on the burger and chips, swigging the coke...
The old woman goes 'Look, its ok! We share everything! Im waiting for the teeth'

Might be lame to you, might be great. I found it very funny.

[Faulkie]

That's pretty funny.

And... DARKMAGICIAN!!! *hugs*

[Judgment]

lol.

What do say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise.

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An old couple go into Mcdonalds, and after the old man makes the old woman comfortable sitting down, he orders a hamburger, chips and a coke.
At the table, he takes a knife and fork out of his pocket and evenly cuts his burger in half, evenly counts out the chips and gives half to his wife. He starts eating....but the old woman doesnt.
3 young couples watch, and are sickened! A guy comes up from one of the couples and says 'Are you ok? Do you want me to buy you another burger?'. The old woman goes 'no, dont worry. We share everything'. The guy goes 2 his girl.
A young girl from the second couple goes 'Look, Im sorry, but it sickens me to wathc this. Please let me buy you another burger'. The old woman goes 'Its ok dear, we share everything'. She goes off to her guy.
Another guy, looking disgusted come sover and says 'Look, I cant watch this anymore, Im buying you another burger.' Then, to the old woman, she goes 'Look, you havent touched a thing'. It was true, she hadnt touched a thing, while the old man was chomping away on the burger and chips, swigging the coke...
The old woman goes 'Look, its ok! We share everything! Im waiting for the teeth'

Might be lame to you, might be great. I found it very funny.

XD thats a good one

[Serpent7]

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

[Faulkie]

That was awful! Heh. Almost as bad as...
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

[flickynick]

Whats brown and sticky and smells like poo




A stick with poo on the end

[Gotien]

Come on flickynick, you can do better than that...

Unfortunately it takes some time for me to get good jokes appropriate for this site, a lot of mine are 18+ material. But believe me when I say that they are definetly worth the profanity.

[flickynick]

Come on flickynick, you can do better than that...

Unfortunately it takes some time for me to get good jokes appropriate for this site, a lot of mine are 18+ material. But believe me when I say that they are definetly worth the profanity.

That was a follow up my friend told me so i thought i would say it

1000th post noobs

[Gotien]

Did you just call me a n00b?

[flickynick]

Did you just call me a n00b?

Yeah, want a sandwich?