Omg

[Uber Ninja]

OMG!

*Dies*

(Now you be the detecctive!! What happened to Uber Ninja!?!)

[Judgment]

*Prods you withstick* he died thats what happened *continues proding* ^^ Tis fun

[masterofchaos]

Hey uber ninja we need more info please i think i know what happened.

[Ria]

*shakes him a bit* I can't hear no broken bones... hehe this is fun *puts strings on him and makes him dance like a puppet*

[Lee-yoshi]

Hmm... this puppet dancing seems almost to good to be true, so its obvious this was his previous profession, or indeed way of life.

What can we determine from this?

Well, its obvious that he was killed on a day he was performing at his best with little attention of what was happening around him. His method of death was either one of two of the following:

1) Big Man come along with scissors and detatch strings of life with cutting action.

or...

2) A squirrel was nibbling on a nut outside of the place where puppet ninja was performing. However, the nut sprung out of the squirrels hands, flew through the window into the theatre, bouncing around the room, and slicing the strings of life one by one.

Now, wheres my reward? 0_o

[Deadly Zero]

*Bunnies go retrieve the body and take it to my lab to investigate it more*
* starts poking uber ninja to*
on second though ill poke him till i get bored then we investigate

[Feline Witch]

The puppet is dressed to look like a rocky horror show transvestite.

It's a step to the left!
And a step to the right!

[Ria]

Hmm... this puppet dancing seems almost to good to be true, so its obvious this was his previous profession, or indeed way of life.

What can we determine from this?

Well, its obvious that he was killed on a day he was performing at his best with little attention of what was happening around him. His method of death was either one of two of the following:

1) Big Man come along with scissors and detatch strings of life with cutting action.

or...

2) A squirrel was nibbling on a nut outside of the place where puppet ninja was performing. However, the nut sprung out of the squirrels hands, flew through the window into the theatre, bouncing around the room, and slicing the strings of life one by one.

Now, wheres my reward? 0_o

hmlbeh! This is the city my good man, no squirrel could be around here.

[Deadly Zero]

*Dead eye miffy the rabbit starts chasing FW again, then starts to nibble on the dead body*

[Lee-yoshi]

hmlbeh! This is the city my good man, no squirrel could be around here.

What kind of Ninja strikes in cities?!