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This is my version of a joke I heard.
What's the difference between a chav girl and a disposable camera?
One's cheap and dumpable, the other's a disposable camera.
This is the original:
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
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Kitty
Leader of the Bunny/Panda resistance
She massacres all those anthromorphic communists.
You're no comrade of mine! NOW DIE!!!
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Then usai committed one of the most horrible acts in the history of mankind…and moonkingdom kind for that matter. A deed so evil that only the sweetest people can pull it off perfectly.
The puppy dog eyes.
Read forum rules.
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Shade Wrote:This thread is for Jokes...
I don't know if one allready exists but its just for fun...
Post any jokes, and ratings of other peoples jokes here...
I shall start...
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One... But it has to want to change...
Q: How many mexicans does it take to mow a lawn- you heard that one before, argh.
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here's a good one:
WMD's in Iraq.
Too legit to quit.
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That was a little sad...
Mildly entertaining perhaps...but still sad... Hang your head in shame!
Question: What's smoking, and red all over?
Answer: Shade after I force Wasabi+chillis down his throat!
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i dont think im funny, its everyone else that thinks im funny. I dont know if i should take it as a complement or an insult -_-. its just thoughs little things that i do.
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It's an insult. Trust me, I know. Heheh.
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What would a mathematician sitting just outside an empty room think when he sees two people walk inside, but a few moments later, three people walk out?
"If someone now walks into the room, the total number of people in the room would be zero".
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I'm sorry DM, but you critisizing people isn't funny. And wether you like it or not I won't be leaving these forums for a while. I think you getting un-banned is something you're taking for granit and I don't think anyone appreaciates it. So if you could lay off with the insults, and the cockyness and spam, maybe I'd actually enjoy having you around on the forums again. As of right now I don't.
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Mirinee's joke about the mathematician reminded me of another one (you've probably heard it, but maybe not):
A math teacher was arrested at an airport when he was found with a calculator, compass, protractor, and pencil on him while going through security. He has been accused of possesing weapons of math instruction.
Too legit to quit.
