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hmmmmmmmmmm... let me think...
two drunk guys sitting on a bus one says to the other:
is this going to Wembly?
no its thursday.
me to lets go for a drink...
LOOOOOL
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me: I HAVE FURY
my friend: SURE YOU DO
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my joke makes more sense if i was saying it rater that typing it...
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Orpheus Wrote:two drunk guys sitting on a bus one says to the other:
is this going to Wembly?
no its thursday.
me to lets go for a drink...
is this going to Wembly - the guy2 thought guy1 said "is it wednesday?"
no its thursday - guy1 thought guy2 said "no, i'm thirsty"
me too, lets go for a drink - guy1 says they should go drink some more
jokes really aren't funny when you have to explain them
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This is my favorite non-naughty joke.
Three little girls were walking in the park with their mommy when,
A lady comes up!
And the lady says: "What's your eldest daughter's name?"
"Cherry."
"Why is she called that?"
"Because when she was born, a cherry fell on her head."
"What is your middle daughter's name?"
"Petal."
"Why is she called that?"
"Because when she was born, a petal fell on her head."
"And what is your-"
But before she can finish, the youngest daughter suddenly screams:
"Buuuubluuuusaaa!!!"
And the mom says:
"Shut up, Cuboard!"
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From the "You Might be a Redneck if...." calander on our wall.
1. You punish your children by taking away their chewing tobacco.
2. Your hair salon is also an outo parts store.
3. You spen more time under your car then in it.
4. Your uncle Bob died peeing on an electric fence.
More to come as the days go by.
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Stewie from family guy: BEST sayings!
What mother, is this a tunafish sandwich? I thought it was another
one of your culinary abortions! MAKE IT AGAIN!!!
So they can wipe out the rest of you genetic party favours!
You just wanted me for my damn cookies!!! Well sugar, the bakery has just closed!!!
But you promised the fat one would perish!
I love this God! He's so delicously evil!
That miserable mutt is probably decomposing on the side of the road!
Let's get a kitty!
Hugs rich grandmother
Unhooks her diamond necklace
Throws it in the maid's pocket.
"Well, that should provide us with some after dinner entertainment!"
"Yes, I love crack! I am just cuckoo for crack!"
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i want to see some more misterbud jokes there so cool
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Yeah, I should post some more
Quote: The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
All for now, I have to get off soon.
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hehe that was from ebaumsworld
