this might make u cry

[skunky]

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad."

[UK Jester]

Well I nearly died laughing at how tragically sad this morality tale was.

I think that a mod should take this non-PSO crap from the lobby and dump it in the general chat forumn.

Regards

UK Jester

[skunky]

well i same but y did u click on it if thts all u had too say

[Lee-yoshi]

It's a popular story and one we've heard before i seem to remember - Not so long ago either.

*Moved to General Chat*

[NetNomad]

Because you apparantly don't have a clue where to post what you want to post. Nor do you seem to have a clue how
GIGANTIC, FREAKINGLY HUGE YOUR SIGNATURE IMAGE IS, AAAAAAH :O

There are some things that you just don't do, and we'd all appreciate it if you look around and try to figure a few of them out by yourself (or if you can't, ask) before you just post whatever randomness you feel like. :ermm:

[UK Jester]

well i same but y did u click on it if thts all u had too say

Can someone translate that into english?

Oh, wait a second, I'll get my son, Twin Dante (all trading at the other parties discression), to translate it - he writes in a similar language!

Ok peeps, I'm in an evil mood, time to log off the Internet before I really upset someone.

Regards

UK Jester

[Phantom_RAcast]

well i same but y did u click on it if thts all u had too say

Can someone translate that into english?

The first 10 are free then there $1.50 per translation.

I'm the same, but why did you click it if you were only going to say that?

[Mentavoir]

i was peeing my pants while i read that she kissed a drunk guy :alien: omg that was so funny, wait, was i supposed to make me cry??? i mean



BOOHOOO that was SO sad!!!! hold on i got to go the the bathroom.........omg sry,


that was just so stinking funny and DUMB

[masterofchaos]

This happens all the time around my area and you guys will you leave him alone ok your probably making him mad or other things yeah stupid drunks * looks at brother*

[Double Edge]

skunky, please shrink your signature immediately. Thank you.