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Ok, I swear I wont.

i did a kung pow and had some one wack me in the nuts with a metal pole i lasted around one second

ps it took one second for him to hit me in the nuts

hmmm, making a flamethrower with deodorant and then the tin exoploded in my face :bandit:

Sd28 Wrote:i did a kung pow and had some one wack me in the nuts with a metal pole i lasted around one second

ps it took one second for him to hit me in the nuts

MEEP!!! Argh, my best mate (CS) boots me in the nuts once a week, I swear. Its that often. Then again on Friday I put my palm into his stomach while he was off guard, and he flew backwards, thus falling into the road. That was because he poked me in the left eye, and threw a book into my right eye.
Life is full of stupid things, lol.

This is a funny thread...I hope it doesn't end for a long LOOONG time!

Did I tell you about the time I bounced too high on a trampoline, nutted the ceiling, and landed face-down on the cold-hard floor?

I was whippersnippinmg/weedwacking, or whatever you call it, on the road at our camp. To get up there I user our 4wheeler that is very bright yellow. I was using the blade attachment to cut some small trees down on a blind corner. All of a sudden heres this damn van going way to fast on our road. The mirror hits the motor of my cutter. I let go but not the impact turned me around enough to bring the blade right across the van leving a nice big hole in it. We had warned these people before about speeding, this time they listned. No charges were laid cause they were at fault for speeding and reckless driving.

DarkMagician Wrote:This is a funny thread...I hope it doesn't end for a long LOOONG time!

Did I tell you about the time I bounced too high on a trampoline, nutted the ceiling, and landed face-down on the cold-hard floor?

Lololol! Go DM! I have to try that.

Probably when I was bored and decided to toss a fairly large rock up and down... I lost sight of the rock and you can guess the rest.

Another one was that I filled an empty water heater full of gun powder and lit it off in the mountains outside our town. KABOOOOOOM!!!!!

Good stuff....here's one fresh from this morning....

On the way to college, I nearly missed the train. I leapt in as the door closed...and landed head first into the metal pole on other side...ouch...

You are all stark raving mad!!!! and I thank you for cheering me up with your silly ways lol