16-09-2004, 09:17 PM
17-09-2004, 09:00 AM
Once I was pissed at my older brother and was chasing him through the yard trying to get him, he ran through the door, shut it and I slammed straight into it bumping my forehead.
Another time I ran straight into a clear plexiglass wall in a funhouse once, and the whole time my mom was laughing her a** off.
Another time I ran straight into a clear plexiglass wall in a funhouse once, and the whole time my mom was laughing her a** off.
17-09-2004, 03:05 PM
i did a flaming bag of poop and set it on some jerks doorstep and got caught the next day!
-Hawk
-Hawk
17-09-2004, 05:48 PM
Hmm...
I had a waterfight once, and my girlfriend came over my house for it. I was trying to impress her and show off, but I tripped over the inflatable pool and smashed my head in! All this time she laughed at me!
Later, she and my mate Emma tryed to pick me up and throw me in the pool, and when they threw me, I bounced off the side and my foot went full pelt into a concrete block! (So then I threw my girlfriend into the pool, and she hurt her leg.
So many stupid things happen to me in one day......
I had a waterfight once, and my girlfriend came over my house for it. I was trying to impress her and show off, but I tripped over the inflatable pool and smashed my head in! All this time she laughed at me!
Later, she and my mate Emma tryed to pick me up and throw me in the pool, and when they threw me, I bounced off the side and my foot went full pelt into a concrete block! (So then I threw my girlfriend into the pool, and she hurt her leg.
So many stupid things happen to me in one day......
18-09-2004, 12:12 AM
oncei j walked across yonge street which is a REALLy busy street, busiest street in my town,i believe it sthe longest street in teh wrold or omthing, lol
another time i was at a birthday party and my boyfriend(gah i hate saying that it seems weird) well my 'boyfriend' was tehre adn it was a swimming party and tehre was a hot tub, and i went to go into teh hot tub, but i slipped and fell into the hottub onto this other guy that was in there, it was quite embarassing
another time i was at a birthday party and my boyfriend(gah i hate saying that it seems weird) well my 'boyfriend' was tehre adn it was a swimming party and tehre was a hot tub, and i went to go into teh hot tub, but i slipped and fell into the hottub onto this other guy that was in there, it was quite embarassing
18-09-2004, 03:07 AM
so many funny stories all at once! another one is that i jumped out of a moving vehicle that was going pretty fast!
another was when i was at the pool and they dared me to do a double front flip off the high dive so i was like "ok" so i went up to do it and for some reason i was thinking 1 1/2 so i retucked and didn't complete it! i did the biggest back breaker ever. it sounded like a gun shot across the pool! when i got out everybody stared at me with there jaws jacked and there eyes wide open!
-Hawk
another was when i was at the pool and they dared me to do a double front flip off the high dive so i was like "ok" so i went up to do it and for some reason i was thinking 1 1/2 so i retucked and didn't complete it! i did the biggest back breaker ever. it sounded like a gun shot across the pool! when i got out everybody stared at me with there jaws jacked and there eyes wide open!
-Hawk
18-09-2004, 10:36 AM
Quote:the stupidist thing ive ever done is j-walk across ventura bulavard (an extremely buisy intersection) during rush hour
Well, what's J-walking?
And does slamming a door into my broken toe an hour ago count?
18-09-2004, 11:16 PM
j-walking is crossing the street but not at the stop lights, or places where yoru suppoosed to cross, its liek in the mdidle of a street sort of, i dunno how to explain it relaly
19-09-2004, 02:12 AM
another stupid thing that happened to me was that i was teaching my girlfriend how to drive a stick. ('nough said) so we were parked outside her house when someone told me i had to move my truck so i decided to let her try. well she got in and she started to do what was necessary, but the truck wasn't moving. stupid me looked down at the e-brake and noticed it was on. so i reached down to release it, instantly the truck bolts backwards, running over my foot and hitting me with the front end!
-Hawk
-Hawk
19-09-2004, 08:40 PM
Why is it called j-walking? Infact, why does it have a special name? I do that all the time, it's not like I'm gonna walk for ages just to find a Pelican Crossing so I can cross the road! 
