Danny Wrote:" a Sphinscter says what?" - Waynes world
Sphincter. You spelt it wrong.
Ahahah, I KNEW SOMEONE would say this one! Good work Danny.
NONONONONONONO!! Best one ever is anything from Kung Pow, which is the best movie EVER!! Except for the Matrix. Muahaha- We will see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Just the fact that Morpheus looks like a dominatrix makes that amusing.
I remember another quote from Kung-pow.
the hero looks at these spinning UFO pyrmids, then says,
"My god, they're french!"
It sounds very funny when you hear it.
"I'm gonna nail yo' ass!"
If you know what it's from.... heheh..... if not, nevermind.
Tis' not from a movie.......but it is worthy none the less. On the Chapelle Show, Dave always makes fun of Wayne Brady, example: 'Wayne Brady makes Briant Gumpell look like Malcom X' I laughed at that.......heh......means Wayne Brady might as well be white.
Then they had Wayne guest star and during his pimping scene he leans out the window, real serious like and says. 'Is Wayne Brady gonna' have ta' choke a bitch?' I thought that was hilarious...
That was hilarious! I love Dave Chapelle (spelling?). Kung-pow is probably the second stupidest movie I have ever seen. Maybe third behind Repoman(wtf?) and some Chinese kung-fu movie I saw.
"So if she weighes as much as a duck, that means she floats like wood, which means she burns, which means SHES A WITCH! GET HER!"
Oh, Bill and Tedd's Excellent Adventure: 'We are failing most heinously' HA, I love this movie because it's like Bill and Tedd are stupid but they use extensive vocabulary and such...
That's why you know that the movie was not intended for stupid people. It was intended for smart people who love stupid things.
I guess that's why I loved it.......
That's why I love most movies. Has anyone seen Repoman?
"Mongo like beans."