thank u wooten ace....you r the smartest person ever. and with that said i would like to make a quote from kung pow myself (it wont be perfect but close enough. plz correct me if im wrong.)
"At that moment I knew I had two options:
A. Dodge to the left and take him out with a spinning back kick.
or
B. Take the claw to the face, roll on the ground, and die.
(gets hit by the claw)
Hmmm....I should of chose A."
spectre13 Wrote:thank u wooten ace....you r the smartest person ever. and with that said i would like to make a quote from kung pow myself (it wont be perfect but close enough. plz correct me if im wrong.)
"At that moment I knew I had two options:
A. Dodge to the left and take him out with a spinning back kick.
or
B. Take the claw to the face, roll on the ground, and die.
(gets hit by the claw)
Hmmm....I should of chose A."
The funniest quote is from Kung Pow is where the master is skipping along and is singing: Chicken go cluck-cluck, Cow go moo, Piggie go oink-oink how bout you?
yea, that part does rock. i also luv the part when the chosen one is running to the one chick (cant remember her name) and he gets caught in the tiny net. i no its not a saying but thats cool as hell. :*
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
Is there anyone esle we could talk to?
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
he punted baxter.....
"Ron, where are you?"
"I'm in a glass box of emotion...."
Ancorman.....funniest movie ever
Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail
the 2 men "ride" up to the castle.
"Is that a coconut?"
"Why yes, yes it is."
"Where did u get a coconut?"
"I found it."
"You can't find coconuts. There tropical. This is England."
"Don't ask me. I just found it."
"Maybe it was carried by a swallow."
"Not an English swallow. The coconut isn't proportional to it's body."
"Maybe it was an African swallow."
"Yes, that would make since."
MP: say Ali G how would you like to become a member of parliament
Ali G: What would me wanna do that for, they're all pricks
MP: Thats a bit harsh, I'm an MP, am I a prick?
Ali G:...Yes
Ali G in da house
Ive always found this amusing:
Quote:NYPD - I will Knock Your Punk-Ass Down!
Will Smith - Men In Black
You have to love Men In Black, that film was awesome!
Kill Bill vol. 1
"I need Japanese Steel"
"Why do you need Japanese steel"
"I have some rats to kill"
"Must be some big rats"
That was funny
Spy Kids 3D Wrote:Toymaker: Am I insane?
Toymaker Clone: Completely!
This is what i call classic from a childrens film.