Poo Fly Wrote:nah im thinking along the lines of slugs now, squeeze em enough and they'll pop :S
*shudders*
i can imagine peppering a dark belra though, it would sneeze and one of its arms would fly off... o, wait...
Ever tried French Snails... Like THaT
like... uuuuuuuuuuuum... 4 day old, cold, mouldy tomatoe soup...
(runs into bathroom to vomit)
African Peanuts with a zest of lemon turd...
mmm...
my mouth is watering just thinking about it,
yes... turd from a lemon... lol
how to extract turd from a lemon--->
it can be done in 5 easy to follow steps:
1. Get a Lemon, (Decent size, bit smaller than your fist)
2. Put into a microwave (preferably bigger than the lemon)
3. set the microwave to 10 minutes, and press go.
4. by now your room should be filling with a lemony mist, which is good...
take the lemon out of the microwave,
5. Stand on it and wait for the *POOF*
--> now if done correctly you should have a turd shaped lemon thing, that tastes like lemon turd...
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