you know it makes sense (somehow)
i think they're filled with cream, squirty cream
they taste like strawberrys

Dunno why you want to eat them, they're really bad for you. Waaaay to many calories. Clogs your arteries just like that. <snaps fingers>
They're like..strawberries and cream, with a hint of cabbage

, but have a very very very gooey texture, not reccommended if you are normal...
but whos normal these days

Pouilly Slime tastes great on cakes, pies, toast, and in most coffee drinks.
I think they taste more like watermelon and its sour and then when you get to the center its got like strawberry jelly