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Quote:On Nov-17-06 at 23:22:28 PST, seller added the following information:

Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3

i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.

a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.

so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.

about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to fuck off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go fuck themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that fuckin smell and looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.

Hi! I recently bought Phantasy Star Online Episode 1 & 2 for the GameCube and was wondering if I could actually get online? Because i was on wikipedia the other day and it said the servers shut down a while back?

Any info appreciated!!

yeah, that owns. no emulators needed, just stick it on your SD/CF/microSD thingy and it'll run straight off. or at least, tetris did

how do you spell "rins" in english?
well you may not know but what i am going to tell is true
i only know these 2 situations

so you are at a bar and a girl aproaches, she invites you to a more private party at an apartment or similar, you begin to talk and drink some beer or juice, what you do not know is that the drink has drugs to put you a sleep, after that you awake in a bathtub with a note wich tells you to call emegency or you will die.....at the hospital they say "you do not have any kidneys "

a few week ago on my city (for real) an old couple entered in a chinese shop, the husband stayed at the door while the whife entered and checks the store, after a long while the shop closes and the husband asks were is the whife, the chinese did not know a thing, the husband called police imidiatly and the police cheked out the chinese shop, guess what the whife was in a bathtub full of ice with some marks (marks that you do before an operation) the chinese were ready to take the kidneys.

it does not matter if you are a kid or an old person, male or female......they will steal your kidneys, and why is that...???.....welll the kidneys worth up to 25.000 euros in the market.

heres my warning.....do not get your hormones exited and never go in a chinese shop that is near closing or with no one inside.

normaly they act on capitals like lisbon, madrid, london.......but my city is small and this hapened ...so.......becarefull, this is an organised operation with specialized personal....

http://www.juegos10.com/juegos/juego4006.php

Let's see who's the most intelligent forumer!!!!!!!!!

The game is simply, but really cool xD

Just seen it myself, and being quite the Bond fan, i thought it was pretty damn awesome

Craig as the new Bond is pretty different although while watching the film it doesn't take a lot of imagination to think you're watching another James Bond film. And as usual there's lots of cool action scenes and nice ladies, and this film also includes a fair bitta poker too which can't be complained about! Theme tune's also great - This whole thing is just great and i urge anyone who's anyone to go and see

I have hundreds more good shots, just need to convert them to JPEGs might put some more up soon...

Today is the 5th anniversary of Halo being released on the original Xbox - good times I might add - and to celebrate Bungie has some smexy news for us

http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?cid=9182

:O:O

1up.com Wrote:With the release of Phantasy Star Universe for PS2, PC and Xbox 360 this past month, Sega's revived the sleepy Phantasy Star online community with the latest iteration of its online role-playing game. Since a lot of players have already hit the level cap or are at least getting very close to it, eyes are now turning to the monthly content updates Sega and Sonic Team promised gamers since online play was first announced.

In the first of what will surely be dozens and dozens of updates, 1UP has teamed up with Sega to be your official source for Phantasy Star Universe news, at least one to two days before the information even shows up on Sega's own website. PSU players who want not only the freshest news about their favorite online game, but also that competitive edge, will want to keep their eyes on 1UP.com for the latest info and happenings about Sonic Team's latest online effort.

So what's in store for the first major content addition since PSU went live? Plenty! Here are the official details, direct from Sega.

Moatoob: Access Granted!
Due to increased guerilla fighting between rogue groups on Moatoob, GUARDIAN forces have had limited access to the planet. With the escalating SEED crisis currently affecting more and more of the Moatoob wildlife, rogue groups have reached a cease fire and are now requesting aid. Flyer routes to Moatoob have been re-secured for GUARDIAN missions and will be available on November 17.

New Guardian Missions Since the SEED attacks, the native life of all three planets has grown increasingly aggressive and Moatoob is not the only planet in need of GUARDIAN assistance. Parum and Neudaiz are also requesting additional support in a variety of new missions. All GUARDIANS are expected to launch an offensive on the incoming enemy hordes as soon as possible.

System Defense There's been an outbreak of vicious creatures near the confinement system in West Kugu Desert. The Alliance Military is requesting help.

Mine Defense
An outbreak of violent creatures near the entrance of a prominent mine has put miners at risk. Exterminate the creatures and defend the mine!

Valley of Carnage
Recently, the vicious Vanda have been forming packs and causing great damage around the Galenigare Canyon. Defeat the Vanda leader!

Desert Terror
In the West Kugu Desert, the vicious Dimmagolus has become even more ferocious due to the SEED and is terrorizing a nearby energy plant.

Parum and Neudaiz
Not to be left out with the addition of Moatoob, both Parum and Neudaiz have new missions for GUARDIANS. On Parum, new reports have come in of a very large Koltova spotted beyond the Lakeshore area. All GUARDIAN parties should exercise extreme caution if this beast is encountered.

On Neudaiz, an area of Sacred Ground is in jeopardy! All GUARDIANS are requested to assist in clearing a dangerous RELIC site. This dangerous mission will take a strong party with excellent teamwork. We advise that only the strongest of GUARDIANS attempt this challenge.

....so there you have it. The full details about what to expect in terms of missions and new areas. With the areas come new drops and items and materials which can be used with your partner machinery to craft new weapons and medicines. Stay tuned for more details in the upcoming months as we ramp up our PSU coverage. For more details check out Sega's Phantasy Star Universe website, but keep checking back on 1UP for the newest information, and for other PSU-related stories we have planned.