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The ULTIMATE release/madness - Phantom_RAcast - 12-03-2004
*steals vahn's vahns pool stick and hits zero with it*
*runs and grabs some eggs, spoons and creates an egg shooting machine gun with it*
*mwahahahaha beat that*
The ULTIMATE release/madness - zero132132 - 12-03-2004
MY EGGS!!! YOU MONSTER!!!!
*Zero decides that he is now insane and pulls out a lampshade and puts it on his head*
*He now pulls out a rubber chicken and starts doing a voodoo dance to call down the alien rubber chickens*
*Beats "that"*
The ULTIMATE release/madness - Phantom_RAcast - 12-03-2004
*starts shooting his egg machine gun and knock zero off his feet stopping him from completing his voodoo dance*
The ULTIMATE release/madness - zero132132 - 12-03-2004
*Zero calmly gets up and then finishes the voodoo dance*
*Unfortunately, he did not have a real chicken therefore the alien chickens didn't come and his plan of stupidity did not come to fruition*
"Oh well, back to good old lawn gnomes I guess." he says calmly and then pulls out his trusty lawn gnome, Elmer.
The ULTIMATE release/madness - GOLDIE - 12-03-2004
*Goldie emerges from the ground, two 9mm Baretas slip down sleeves and drop into hands
. Shoots everyone around him with perfect accuracy, last one standing is Phantom RAcast...Shoots him in the leg*How easy was that :beard: .
*Takes suppressor off his gun and walks into the distance with his massive trench coat (matrix style)*
The ULTIMATE release/madness - zero132132 - 12-03-2004
Now GOLDIE, that was a bit off topic. As you will remember we were supposed to beat each other with household objects. I don't know about you but I certainly don't have a couple of 9mm barettas lieing around in my house.
The ULTIMATE release/madness - GOLDIE - 12-03-2004
Erm, replace the 9mm Bareta with a foam disk launcher
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The ULTIMATE release/madness - Phantom_RAcast - 12-03-2004
*grabs whats left of the eggs and mix it into the dirt making a shield*
*hides behind the shield while he makes his evil dirt monster*
*finishs making the dirt monster and makes it attack goldie*
The ULTIMATE release/madness - zero132132 - 12-03-2004
Can do.
* zeros lawn gnome leaps into action stomping on goldie and the weird evil dirt monster*
*since his lawn gnome was destroyed by goldies foam disk launcher, zero decides to commit all of his resources, he pulls out a giant singing fat lady*
The ULTIMATE release/madness - GOLDIE - 12-03-2004
ARRR IM DOOMED!
Hey wait!
*Draws fairy washing up liquid bottle and squirts monster, draws a super soaker 9000 and shoots the monster which mixes the water with the washing up liquid*
BWUHAHAHA
*Walks off into the distance...again*