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I Hope no mod closes this, because it might be alot of fun. anyway, we are just going to place ourselves in a small deseart, and beat the stuffing out of eachother with hosehold objects. I hope that everyone who posts here will have off the wall weapons. Now for the battle.
*With a small *pop* Vahn appears in the deseart next to a pool table. he lines up a shot and smacks it in the pocket as hard as he can.*
"It gose in with the Patented, KABLOOIE!" *Suddenly looks around realising that he's in the battle deseart. He pulls out a pool stick and a half Giant-Que-ball sheild.* "I'm Waaaiiitiiiiiiing!"
UPDATED: Oct 25. 2019
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ton appears, sitting on a chair reading while drinking a glass of water, sees vahn, breaks glass and takes shard.
PSO 1 and 2 characters
TON : lv100 : Greennill : Sange and Yasha +30
X : lv31 : Yellowboze : Justy-23st +15
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mini bert appears with his computer in front of him, he sees vahn and ton, *picks up the giant speaker from his computer* *ties a giant cord onto it* heheh *spins it around*
Mini Bert - Lvl 173 - RAmar
Dale Bert - Lvl 144 - FOnewm
Kinami - Lvl 121 - HUmar
Kyoneru - Lvl 103 - HUmar
Velaria - Lvl 87 - RAmarl
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zero132132 appears. He seems to have no weapon. But wait, what's this? He seems to be holding a spatula and a bowl of whipped cream!
PSO characters
G2- lvl 99 Greenill - RAmar
Zero- lvl 114 Redria - HUcast
Wren - lvl 82 Skyly - FOnewm
Awesome Items I have: Mostly just my fully ground Red Saber.
Quote of the Moment: "Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge, and all urge is blind save when there is knowledge, and all knowledge is vain save when there is work, and all work is empty save when there is love." - Gibran, Kahlil
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*Enter Lee-yoshi

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*sniffs* hmmmm, whipped cream, i can use that to make something explosive!
*Ten minutes later*
Time to light my fuse that will fire towards the Explosive Whipped Cream destroying the world, MUAHAHAHA.
I hope i didn't make it too long so that someone can come along and just snip the fuse...100miles?
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*Phantom appears*
*eats lee's whipped cream bomb*
*and runs away with a full stomach*
"An eye for an eye makes whole world blind" - Gandhi
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Erm...the fuse is hanging outta ure gob!
*Legs it*
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NO!!!!!! MY WHIPPED CREAM!!!!!
I kind of needed that. I was going to make my ultimate weapon.... A real-life version of the Pillsbury Doughboy. I mean come on. All you guys left me with is a spatula. What am I supposed to do with that?
Guess I have to use my patented egg-flipping machine to flip some eggs. Don't know why I would do that though. *Pulls out patented egg flipping machine*
PSO characters
G2- lvl 99 Greenill - RAmar
Zero- lvl 114 Redria - HUcast
Wren - lvl 82 Skyly - FOnewm
Awesome Items I have: Mostly just my fully ground Red Saber.
Quote of the Moment: "Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge, and all urge is blind save when there is knowledge, and all knowledge is vain save when there is work, and all work is empty save when there is love." - Gibran, Kahlil
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*spits out the whipped cream bomb and steals the spatula*
*cuts out the fuse with the spatula*
"An eye for an eye makes whole world blind" - Gandhi
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NOT AGAIN!!! What does a guy have to do to keep a hilariously stupid weapon around here? I mean what is going to happen next?
*steals back spatula and soundly thwacks Phantom on the head*
PSO characters
G2- lvl 99 Greenill - RAmar
Zero- lvl 114 Redria - HUcast
Wren - lvl 82 Skyly - FOnewm
Awesome Items I have: Mostly just my fully ground Red Saber.
Quote of the Moment: "Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge, and all urge is blind save when there is knowledge, and all knowledge is vain save when there is work, and all work is empty save when there is love." - Gibran, Kahlil